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Voltron

Voltron was an 80’s cartoon, now on Netflix, about some teenagers transported from Earth to become pilots for robotic lions to fight in an intergalactic war. The Paladins of Voltron must learn to work as a team to assemble the robot Voltron and use its power to conquer the Galra Empire.

Let’s start with the space dad and his name is Shiro. Head of Voltron, lookin’ fly. Shiro the hero. Super stressed and needs some rest, I’m sure you all know.
Lover boy, his name is Lance. He is very handsome. Sparkling, our sharpshooter puts on a good show. Razzle dazzle. Finger guns and puns. Beautiful.

10,000 years Allura’s rockin’ it. Still lookin’ good and fighting back.
Coran is still a gorgeous man. Space uncle rockin’ the mustache.
Mullet head, his name is Keith and he’s so “emo”. Loner boy and samurai. He’s quick, watch him go. Jealousy, thy name is Keith.
Genius kid is known as Pidge and not a trainee. Never underestimate, they’re small but mighty. Technology is all they need to pull a felony.
Last but not least, leg of Voltron. He’s the sweetest. Goes by “Hunk” and may blow chunks, but he’a the strongest. Culinary master, engineer, multitalented!
Friend: “Hey, what’s Voltron?”
Me: “Don’t watch it, it’ll hurt you.”
by EmoGurl931 January 3, 2019
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Volodymyr Zelensky

Former actor and comedian who is now the president of the nation of Ukraine. Also holds the world record for having the largest balls of any human being in history.
Volodymyr Zelensky is a complete fucking badass.
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voorhees

Voorhees is Whorehees spelled wrong
Did she really do that?

Duh she's from voorhees
by hazmat September 26, 2006
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Voltron season 7

The season that literally pushed a fandom to completely say fuck you to the cannon and make an entire god damn “fannon” reboot withe everything the show wasn’t.
I literally did not think that a show could push its fans to collectively say fuck it I’ll do it myself but Voltron season 7 somehow managed
by I will not give you my name August 17, 2018
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volo

A particularly annoying and self-righteous breed of straight-edge. Also referred to as hate edge, but unlike that particular group, are typically nonviolent in extolling the virtues of their philosophy, just self-aggrandizing and insulting towards those that have contrary beliefs. Generally exist primarily in the punk, hardcore, and emo subcultures and join numerous anti-substance abuse groups.
I just wanted a smoke, but then I get a lecture from that volo about the evils of Big Tobacco.
by spartanpass December 28, 2005
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Violins Only Live Once

If you're a musician you can relate, violins have swag. We don't take no hate, we embrace even the trickiest of musical passages.
Charles : 'Woah, look at the CRAY CRAY passage in the first violin part of Carmina Burana'

Izzy : 'Don't sweat it bro, volo'
by MrsMozart March 27, 2013
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Volar Vie

"Did you hear that Volar Vie is a furry?"
"Yeah, no one cares."
by Johnny Doe Man February 10, 2020
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