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Lord Voldemort

Some people mispell his name as Voldermort. He is Harry Potter's enemy (he murdered Harry's parents and a whole lot of other people and would have killed Harry too except for the protection Harry's mom bestowed on Harry as a baby just before she died.)
He makes appearances in the following books:
Harry Potter and the Philospher's Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire
Lord Voldemort is a very evil person and it is wise that muggles (non-magic people) stay away from him and he takes pleasure in killing people.
by rachaelmona June 14, 2006
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Voldephobia

Fear that somewhere, somehow Voldemort is watching you
I couldn't sleep at all last night because of Voldephobia, I hope Harry's gonna kill him soon!
by voldephobia's-victim August 25, 2011
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Voldermorting

The sexual art of pulling out just before you ejaculate, and blowing your load* all over her chest, screaming AVADA KEDAVRA! If you are agile enough to fuck whilst standing up, she may fling herself backwards and die. Bonus points if she receives a legitimate injury.

*Works best with green cum.
We thought our sex life was getting boring, so we decided to take up Voldermorting. She broke three ribs the other day, I'm well chuffed!!
by A fucked up gamer. November 7, 2015
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voldemort

The greatest villain of all time. Lord Voldemort also seen in Harry Potter. Also a good wizard rock band.
Guy: voldemort is the best.
Girl he sucks.
Voldemort:avada kedavra!!!
by juggalo1533 February 18, 2009
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Voldemort

A seriously mental dude who happens to like torturing and killing little children. Likes to make harry potter unomfortable with suggestive script lines and giggles about it later,yet still wishes he could have GAYMANSEX with said emo kid.
Harry Potter: "Holy SHIT! Sirius just pulled a Voldemort on me! That was NOT his wand in his pocket!"
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Voldebortion

when a person is so evil that they have to have the evil magically removed by any means necessary.

To cast the spell all one needs to do is wave their wand and say, very firmly, Voldebort!
"Oh Merlin! It's Hitler back from the dead! Hurry! Use voldebortion! Voldebort!"
by The New Headmistress November 27, 2011
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Voldemort

a fake person - two-faced - exactly like He-who-must-not-be-named himself.
"She's such a Voldemort. Bitch."

or

"Fucking Voldemort!!"
by a9k1 May 18, 2010
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