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Voldemort

Voldemort-Noun
1)The best wizard ever.
Voldemort is great.
by H4hE3 March 26, 2023
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Voldemorting

In online discourse, "voldemorting" is the act trying to undermine or diminish a well known but "problematic" public figure by refusing to use their name, or straight up pretending they they don't exist.
"I love those Harry Potter books, it's a mystery how they exist despite not needing to have been written by an actual person."
"Wait, are you actually Voldemorting J K Rowling?"
by HoopOfGoob August 18, 2022
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Voldemort

no noes
Voldemort doesn't have a nose
by Hogwarts definitions March 16, 2021
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The Voldemort

You pick up a chick at a bar, and go back with her to her parent's house. While boning her you scream out "AVADA KEDAVRA" and jizz on her forehead. You trace a lightning bolt on her head with your jizz, then murder her parents and run away to Albania.
Mark : "What did you do last night ?"
Daniel : "I was bored so I got to the nearest bar and did The Voldemort."
Mark : "Oh shit, hope you didn't leave any DNA prints !"
by Manteau qui Vole September 15, 2018
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Voldemort Vivian

A nasty bitch. She never showers, wears the same thing all summer, doesn't use soap when she washes her hands, wears makeup to bed and reapplies the next day saying it disappears, and sooo much more its concerning. Her mother made her like this so I don't blame her (yes I do). They both cause so much drama over petty things, and this girl ditches her 5 year BFF just to get a new one every 2 weeks. Also she wears the same Demon Slayer jacket/shirt every day its embarrassing. Honestly I don't think she washes it because she wears it EVERY day like actually. I wouldn't even be surprised because she wore the exact same outfit all summer long too.
Person A: "Oh look theres Voldemort Vivian! Yikes that outfit."
Person B: "I know its always that stupid Demon Slayer jacker, the un-matching sunset fanny pack, and different shades of blue."
Person A: "I know she has a lot of friends but Person C told me she's super fake. We should stay away from her."
Person B: "Yeah probabaly."
by NOOOOOOOBODYYYYYYYYYYYYYY October 22, 2022
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Voldemort

Voldemort / He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named / Tom Riddle / Moldy Voldy is this dude who is after Harry Potter cuz when he (Voldemort), tried to Avada Kedavra Harry, the spell bounced back and instead hit Voldemort. Now Voldemort is out to get Harry and destroy him.

(The dude in the gif is Voldemort before he hade no nose)
"Voldemort"

"SAY HE-WHO-MUST-NOT-BE-NAMED'
by (: ɯoɯ ɹn January 13, 2023
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