a person who, during the daytime, is timid and shows little to no sexual desires; however, when night falls and he/she is alone with their interest, they become extremely seductive and sultry.
My man likes to keep our relationship on the DL during the day, but goes wild when we hit the bedroom. He's such a sexual vampire!
by channing potatum September 18, 2015
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6 AM, christmas morning, no shadows no reflections here, lying cheek to cheek in your cold embrace... LOOK UP If I was Your Vampire by Marilyn Manson on youtube. You won't regret it, I swear.
by THE REAL Grungegirl August 9, 2009
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A good idea gone bad. Was a place for open-minded alternative peoples, goths/punks/metalheads/etc, to post a profile and find similar people. Now exists as a slightly darker facebook alternative for emo/scene children, the retarded offspring of any and all of the above subcultures, now with fringes. Also a disturbing number of fake profiles clearly created by middle-aged perverts, most of them written in broken foreign English, but claiming to be from either the US or UK.
You will be added as a friend by people who never even attempt to speak to you. Users can be rated 1-10, a fantastic addition to a site used by people who are all about not judging people and don't care what you think. The ratings feature can be switched off, however, but of course it never is. Any messages you do get will consist of "10" or "10+" or "hi, here's a 10, please rate back"
Sentences like "I hate ignorance and hypocrisy" can be found on every profile, usually followed by something ignorant and hypocritical concerning all the people and things they hate.
Occasionally, one will find rare red diamonds such as, "I don't like people who are needlessly promiscuous. I'd much prefer intelligent conversation to sex." Usually on the about me sections of fat ugly pseudo-intellectual gobshites who can't get sex so attempt to mask this by claiming they never wanted it in the first place.
You will be added as a friend by people who never even attempt to speak to you. Users can be rated 1-10, a fantastic addition to a site used by people who are all about not judging people and don't care what you think. The ratings feature can be switched off, however, but of course it never is. Any messages you do get will consist of "10" or "10+" or "hi, here's a 10, please rate back"
Sentences like "I hate ignorance and hypocrisy" can be found on every profile, usually followed by something ignorant and hypocritical concerning all the people and things they hate.
Occasionally, one will find rare red diamonds such as, "I don't like people who are needlessly promiscuous. I'd much prefer intelligent conversation to sex." Usually on the about me sections of fat ugly pseudo-intellectual gobshites who can't get sex so attempt to mask this by claiming they never wanted it in the first place.
Ten years ago vampirefreaks was a reasonable place to waste a few idle hours online. Now just a complete waste of time.
by davie-d May 29, 2013
Get the vampirefreaks mug.When a girl is on her period and someone eats her out gettin blood n shit all over their mouth, thusly lookin like a vampire.
Girl: im on my period.
Southern vampire dude: OOh baby i wanna be your southern vampire tonight
Girl: man you're nasty
Southern vampire dude: OOh baby i wanna be your southern vampire tonight
Girl: man you're nasty
by Bob a lob June 14, 2008
Get the Southern vampire mug.Person who, by their very presence near a fun or off the chain activity, will proceed to suck all fun or hope of good times from said activity; usually female
- " I'll call Steve to see if he wants to go out with us tonight."
- " Don't even bother man, his new girlfriend is a fucking fun vampire."
-" oh yea, you're right."
- " Don't even bother man, his new girlfriend is a fucking fun vampire."
-" oh yea, you're right."
by A. Russell April 18, 2007
Get the Fun Vampire mug.A person that goes around and 'attaches' themself to a person and piles on the affection and attention until they feel satisfied that the person really likes them in return. Once that happens, the person inexplicably moves on to the next 'target' nearly instantly and begins the cycle all over, leaving the last 'victim' confused and maybe a little hurt. These people feel like they're not popular enough and/or need more attention and this social vampirism is their defensive mechanism.
She is such a social vampire; she like just stopped talking to this guy almost overnight and started talking to someone else.
by I Am Jack's User ID December 23, 2005
Get the social vampire mug.morganville vampires by writen by Rachel Caine. there are 6 books so far. more to come. morganville vampires deal with vampires. unlike twilight the vampires are bad. but of course a few are good. the story takes place in morganville texas.
main charters: claire danvers(16 year old college student), shane collins(18 year old hottie/badass rebell), eve rosser18 year old goth with a psyco killer brother), michael glass(18 year old sexy musician with a hotter secert then he is), monica morrell(cheif skank)ovlier(evil)amelie(the most bad ass vamp there is), sam glass(micheal glass's grandfather)
main charters: claire danvers(16 year old college student), shane collins(18 year old hottie/badass rebell), eve rosser18 year old goth with a psyco killer brother), michael glass(18 year old sexy musician with a hotter secert then he is), monica morrell(cheif skank)ovlier(evil)amelie(the most bad ass vamp there is), sam glass(micheal glass's grandfather)
sarah aka eve: have you read morganville vampires?
justine aka claire:hell yeah it awsome!shane collins is hott! he's mine you cant have him!!
sarah aka eve: shane is hott but micheal is sexyy!
justine aka claire:hell yeah it awsome!shane collins is hott! he's mine you cant have him!!
sarah aka eve: shane is hott but micheal is sexyy!
by mrs.eve glass March 1, 2009
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