squiggle vision

In the 90s it was the term used to describe the viewing of premium porn channels that your parents had not purchased, characterized by plenty of audio and a severe lack of video, thanks to the jammed signals.

My parents grounded me when they caught me trying to watch squiggle vision this past Friday night.

by TheDangeRuss December 17, 2019

Sailor Vision

When a person spends a long time at sea ,and begin to find ugly people attractive.

Man i must have a bad case of sailor vision, cause she didn't look hot before.

by Ryan Nichols January 4, 2009

Stinker Vision

Standard Definition television.

"He doesn't have an HD TV, he's still watching stinker vision.

by JammoMHDC May 2, 2010

Stripper Vision

Verb: a stripper's ability to see in dimly lit areas, on the verge of seeing in the dark.

Watch out for that bitch's stripper vision.

by yinzer84 May 14, 2018

drunk vision

When your vision is not as good as usual from drinking, so you find people you would not usually find attractive, attractive.

Dylan: "why did you hookup with that guy?"
Sue: "I had drunk vision! Blame it on the alcohol."

by Kangarooooo24 June 30, 2016

pin vision

when ONLY PIN AKA parappa_epic3#0625 sees the future and wins every game
sex balls penis??

chows- woah pin how did you pin
pin-pin vision
hazzar- im such a me
lukie-im going to poop!
dingus-
red-rapper
zion-kys

by PINNYPOO March 24, 2023

Poonaramic Vision

When someone hasn't got laid in a while, their vision is said to become "Poonaramic". A typical symptom of poonaramic vision is when everything they see reminds them of their lack of action.

Dude 1 - "Look at Michael, hes fully gone insane, going for everything and anything"
Dude 2 - "I know man, his lack of action has resulted in Poonaramic Vision"

by Impercinator February 15, 2010