Virtual spliff

When you hit a weed vape and a tobacco vape at the same time.

Noah: Yo, let me hit your vape.
Matt: The weed one or the tobacco one?
Noah: Both. Virtual spliff!

Noah hits both at the same time.

by Matt&Lucy June 27, 2022

Virtual Drama

Drama that is caused by talking on instant messaging or social networking sites (i.e. Myspace, Facebook)

Usually involves no physical contact throughout the whole drama experience.

Girl #1: Becky and Sydney got in a huge fight on Facebooklast night over Becky's boyfriend! They both logged off but they logged back on this morning and apologized.

Girl #2: Ugh, Virtual Drama.

by SouthSystems March 15, 2009

Virtual Blonde

A person who behaves as a blonde regardless of hair color.

Just listen to that gaggle over by the mall food court. I don't care what their hair color looks like, they're all virtual blondes.

by Virslinda July 26, 2012

Virtual Prostitution

An activity in which one engages in sexual activity with another person, whom neither have ever seen/met in real life before. Usually the two meet online.

Guy 1: Dude! I offered to trade money for one of my online friends' love yesterday!

Friend: That's virtual prostitution, man.

by Ai Run January 3, 2014

Virtual Cockblock

When a former friend prevents you from getting ass, not in person, but from any distance.

"Hey man, I'm going to put The club online and it's going to be funny."

"Hey man, that girl saw the definition. Game OVER."

"YES... I AM KING OF THE VIRTUAL COCKBLOCK!"

by Zip February 7, 2003

Virtual Facial

The act of giving someone a facial over social networks or electronic media, i.e. jizzing on a photo of their face.

Person 1: That new girl in sales sure is hot.
Person 2: Totally, I'm going to look her up on Facebook and give her a virtual facial when I get home.

by Mr Haddock July 17, 2014

virtual riot

The most amazing producer in the history of time.

Me: Yo man, have you heard this new track?
Some other guy: That's fucking sick, bro. Who is that? Skrillex?
Me: No, that's not fucking Skrillex you stupid piece of fucking shit. That's Virtual Riot!

by turtleblaster69 April 2, 2017