Virtual Circle Jerk

Virtual Circle Jerk or V.C.J. for short, is experienced when individuals keep replying all to an email with multiple recipients.

To All Employees,

Please welcome Mike, a new addition to the sales team. Mike has rejoined our team as an Account Executive.

-HR

Paul: "Welcome home Mike."
Andy: "Welcome back Mike!"
Greg: "Mike, Call me Buddy."
Harry: "Wow! Welcome back, Mike! Let's chat."
James: "Glad you are back Mike."
Hank: "Hey Mike, this is aaaawesome!"
Jared: "Wow that was quick, Mike!"
Todd: "Mike, Welcome back!"
Dave: "Execellent! Welcome back Mike!"

Brian to the rest of ops: "Quite the Virtual Circle Jerk, I wonder if they'll realize Mike isn't on this email."

by Rural.Juror September 5, 2017

Virtual Machine

Software used as a computer, but not a real one. Often used to test malware, antivirus, and other software. Also used by hackers to hide their real PC.

Person 1: I'm testing BonziBUDDY, Protegent, SpySherrif and MEMZ.
Person 2: Using a virtual machine?
Person 1: Nope.
Person 2: YOU'RE CRAZY MAN YOU'RE GONNA REK YOUR PC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by SkeletonGuy November 15, 2018

Virtual Family Kingdom

A horrid game greated by third party people. Made to quell kids who were sad the VMK closed. It actually bares almost no resembalance to VMK, has hardly any gameplay, and doesn't take place in "the past." You're just a clay doll walking around in some backgrounds.
Complete with memberships to steal your money.

Hey kids! Instead of meeting up in Runescape or some other actually good game, come to Virtual Family Kingdom! Remember those fun times in VMK! Well this is nothing like it! Also Remember, founders get a HORSE MANG! Pls give us mony pls!

by Dacheatcode March 1, 2009

virtual-on

1.describes getting an erection during play in a virtual reality machine

2. Kick ass mecha game played with twin sticks, were the point is to blast your friend/new enemy to pieces in around a minute

(1)You: dood i totally had a virtual-on

Me: ew

(2) me: lol wut, lez play sum virtual-on

you: na i dun wanna get ma ass kicked

by splemgh August 1, 2007

Virtual-Advantage

A cheat website that has gained most of its popularity with CSGO players due to long undetected steaks. Seeing a player sporting their site as a name or posting it in the chat is a red flag that your game is about to be ruined. Beware as they have infectious tactics and commonly recruit the furious or gullible. They currently have their hand in every major First Person Shooter title for the PC. While trying to have fun online, you are bound to run into the following scenario below at some point.

"1337n0obSc0p3rxX: virtual-advantage bro"
"BDSMgabenStyle: Ban this fucking hacker"
"1337n0obSc0p3rxX: mad?"
"BDSMgabenStyle: Where the hell is the admin..."

by AimbotHacksCheats July 4, 2015

Virtual family

The improved version of your family where you get to choose its members.

Consists of:

The wise sage (the wisest and generally most sensible of the family)

The Psychotic Fairy (the fiercest of all the family. Cute when in a good mood)

The Cyborg Chippy (ever want a sensible conversation - don't speak to Chippy. Forever clearing up after the Atomic Fairy)

The Big Fairy (Big and fluffy. Likes to sleep with teddy bears)

The Odi (Patience of a saint as has to look after Atomic fairy. Loves food. Man's best friend)

The Atomic fairy (Causes massive chaos. Likes to party (all the time). Hobbies include collecting other people's lighters and sleeping. Allergic to housework)

The Baby fairy (The youngest of the family. Has long blonde hair and likes to lead the Atomic fairy astray)

by Big Fairy November 25, 2003

Virtual Sea-Monkeys

A program or application that is practically useless- it may do something silly, or pointless.

After all his time working on the projects, Ryan only ended up creating a new batch of virtual sea-monkeys. None of them were viable for anything useful.

by Digitalalchemist August 19, 2003