Victor Meldrew

A full-time whinger from the British comedy One Foot in the Grave whom anything that could possibly go wrong goes wrong with.

In one episode, Victor Meldrew flew off the handle at this young couple for attempting to have sex in his loungeroom and ended up buried up to his neck in his back yard by the young guy.

by fuckinqueenslander June 28, 2008

Brexic victory

Brexic victory (n, usually singular):

1. A victory which is both damaging in the short-term, and yet also leads to staggering long-term losses.

2. A disaster both tactically and strategically.

3. A victory which no one should have wished for had they known the present or future consequences.

4. (pejorative) Any of the above senses, with the implication that the 'victor' is deluded as to the nature of their 'victory'.

Portmanteau of Brexit and Pyrrhic victory.

The Embargo Act of 1807, as a response to the Chesapeake–Leopard Affair, both failed to damage British exports - they found new markets in South America - and damaged both the US economy and public confidence in the fairness of the US government. It was a short-term diplomatic failure, and a long-term economic disaster for the USA; the bill's passing is an early example of a Brexic victory.

by Gary McGary June 23, 2017

Champagne of victory

The act of coming due to masturbation after a heated argument with your significant other when you won the argument and she refuse to have sex with you for days.

"Maybe she won't sleep with you for af couple of days, who cares? Rub it out like a man, it's the Champagne of victory!"

by whatsthatphraseagain January 26, 2018

Culture of Victims

A description of Trumpian Times because of the way the Trumpster so cleverly wielded the identity of the victim, to attract and mobilize unsuspecting voter-victims to his side of the political fence.

Only a Culture of Victims could inspire such a violent insurrection that made it seem like a life or death struggle in the minds of otherwise patriotic Americans.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 1, 2021

Victoria

That one crazy girl who you decide to talk to because she seems pretty cool. But you soon realize she's perfect for you and you love her for who she is; a brilliant, sweet, funny girl, who can be damn stubborn at times. But at the end of every day you find your self more in love with her than the last. She is perfect and you want to be with her till the end of time.

Victoria is the one. :)

by Mister CatFace April 7, 2013

Victoria

Victoria is kind, caring, sweet, beautiful and cute. You are a very lucky person to know a Victoria. She often doesn’t see her own talent, but I do. She’s amazing and so full of potential and I remind her of it often. Victoria is remarkable person, she’s perfect, or damn near perfect. She often leaves you thinking what you did to deserve such an angel like her.

She also has the sweetest voice ever. It’s like an Angel is singing. It can brighten my day no matter what, when I’m down or when its a good day it will always be better talking to my baby. She also is the sexiest person out there and is also very addicting and you can’t get enough of her sexy beauty.

But other than that she is the best person ever. And she is also the greatest girlfriend I could ever have asked for. I honestly don’t know how someone could be so lucky, but I’m glad its me and sharing your life with a Victoria is a fuckn beautiful thing. I love her with all my heart and until the end of time.

Victoria is my girlfriend and my whole world. I don't know what people do without a Victoria.

by King Hef October 10, 2018

Sweet Victory

What should have been played at the Superbowl.

Fuck Travis Scott! I want Sweet Victory!

by Urban Steve February 5, 2019