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Valorant

A first-person shooters that is for stupid and unfunny virgins. People who lost their virginity will play something better, for example CS:GO. It is Also know as deadly brain cancer
P1: Wanna play Valorant?

P2: No cuz im funny and got laid.
by HDRG July 23, 2022
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valorant

VALORANT is a 5vs5 Character-based Tactical First-Person Shooter developed and published by Riot Games. VALORANT takes aspect from other popular FPS titles such as Counter-Strike: Global Offensive, Rainbow Six: Siege and Overwatch, and blends them into a precise, consequential and highly-lethal shooter experience.

Players assume the role of “agents” within a near-future dystopian world with each having a unique set of abilities to compliment the lethal set of 17 different guns available to every player.What is the objective in VALORANT?
The game's competitive mode is 5vs5 with one team assuming the attackers and the other the defenders with the first to reach 13 rounds to win the match.

The attacker’s goal is to plant and detonate an item called “the spike” at one of two (or three) sites on the battlefield, while the defender’s objective is to prevent the spike from detonating, both teams can also win the round if they eliminate the enemy.

Each round is 2:10 minutes in total with 30 seconds dedicated to the preparation period and 1:40 minutes of time for each team to achieve their respective objectives. Teams switch sides at round 13.
wtf why are u playing valorant
by sneakylink;) January 27, 2022
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valorant children

Just got racially profiled by valorant children
by MPan1 December 12, 2022
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Valorant

Valorant is the best game ever besides Prime Fortnite but Prime valorant is as good as prime cs and as sexy as prime cs.
valorant is sooooo god
by Hallah hallah March 21, 2022
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valoranting

yo wassup i was valoranting but im back now
by NotShabzz January 2, 2022
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Valorant player

A specimen of human organism who is unfamiliar to human hygiene of any shape or form. They usually are found in their natural habitat. A very messy space with hentai posters and him nutting his pants after hearing a woman's voice in prox chat. They usually have a massive vitamin D deficiency and has not seen a woman in 20 years. All they do is play valorant and cum 24/7
Cornelius: OH MY GOOOOD A WOMAN *nuts 57 times and hyperventilates* I LOVE BEING A VALORANT PLAYER
by PalistanBall December 29, 2024
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Valorant

A game my retard friend doesnt want to play with me
by retigga May 1, 2024
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