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by Laksamana Maeda March 9, 2022

My Valentine Papi

Someone who is your sugar daddy for Valentine's day.

ANTHONY: Hey Itzel! Why don't you let me be your MVP? 😏

ITZEL: Most Valuable Player?

Anthony: No! My Valentine Papi! 🥵

Itzel: Say less! My MVP!

by Pollito Lemus October 5, 2021

valencio

A Valencio is the most amazing, perfect, talented, stupid, funny, smart ass gentalmen you will ever meet. No one notices the how amazing he is, and he deserves to be loved, cared for by a very lucky person.

Wow you are such a Valencio

by Word girll August 14, 2017

Valentina

Valentina- A girl that shows no emotion. She might seem mean at first but once you get to know her, she funny asf & known to be a little freak. Her favorite dessert is chocolate. She adore them dark skin boy's. She is picky asf, so she will reject yo lil black ass in one second. No lie her laugh be mad ugly. She stay hella loud for no reason & always make a scene. She also enjoys watching fights because they are very funny to her. She loves helping people with their problems. A great comfort. She love spending time with her friends. Friendship is the most important to her. She encourages herself to get to her goal. She always eating but never get thick. Her favorite thing to watch are reality shows. Sometimes she don't be making sense but the outcome be funny.

Valentina- is a feminine given name. It is a feminine form of the Roman name Valentinus, which is derived from the Latin word "valens" meaning "healthy, strong".

by Atl.Val June 18, 2018

Gay Valentines Day

February 15th is the official day of Gay Valentines. This is done so homosexual couples do not have to be surrounded by breeders on their romantic night out.

"Hey Matt, you taking Tom anywhere nice for Valentines day? I couldn't get a booking anywhere!"

"We have a great table at Le Fancy Pantaloons on the 15th. Just another advantage to gay Valentines day.

by HiCallum October 1, 2013

valentine

A person you'll give a gift too on valentines day. A friend, sometimes more than a friend. Someone you like or love or care about.

My valentine was my friend this year.

by recklessguyyy February 4, 2015

Valentine's Day Heartbreak

Valentine's Day Heartbreak is an emotional state of hardship for single,depressed, lonely,and emotionally confused people. This is the time of year when all the lovebirds of the world make other people feel terribly unloved and socially unwanted by parading around school with their $5.00 balloons, pink-and-red teddy bears, and assorted chocolate candies that they will eat in front of single people and never offer to share. Mainstream corporate businesses that are extremely insensitive toward other people's feelings are the forces behind peddling this type of garbage. Since Valentine's Day Heartbreak occurs, all the emotionally inconsiderate and insensitive jerks who celebrate this holiday should keep all of their twisted, manufactured icons of "true love" to themselves.

A conversation between an insensitive loser and a person who suffers from Valentine's Day Heartbreak:
Person 1(basking in their "greatness"): "I'm so special! I have 3 balloons, 4 red roses, and 5 teddy bears...Everyone loves me!....What did you get?
Person 2(wishes February 14 was National Excused Absence Day):Nothing....(crys on the inside)

by inthetruthofwintersun February 14, 2008