Valeria

Person who tends to bitch about being hurt but likes hurting others.

That girl really just played with him, she's such a valeria

by UnicornBootyShaker June 21, 2020

Valeria

cool russian chick...who is in no way an alco! She just loved jackass!

i saw jackass?!

by abigail mcfarland March 16, 2003

valeria

someone who walks around thinking shes the best with tons of guys flirting with her just becase of her butt and her boobs. not even that pretty kinda ok actually VERY annoying steals everyone from sexy people like me

valeria: oh that guy is cute
me: i know him! I have liked him for years
guy: valeria is hot

by womangirl May 19, 2013

Valeria

Valeria is a Sex ADDICT. She is kind and sweet though. She has a boyfriend usually spanish speaking like her. Names vary from Alejandro, Jose, Miguel, and Javier. She has already fucked in the first week of a relationship. You’ve seen her BIG ASS BOOBS AND TITTYS.

Me: Have You seen Valerias Tits
Other: Yeah they are big as shit

by Joshua_Tantum262 December 10, 2019

valeria

It is a fake disease that can be transmitted easily by sharing water, etc. Can be mistaken for a STD or malaria. Used to trick unsuspecting friends into not mooching your food and shit.

"Bro I can't share my gatorade I have valeria"
"Wait dude, is it like malaria or something?"

by Steven B. May 26, 2005

Valeria the green gun one

Valeria is a girl who has coochie lice. she finds herself snacking on it, most of the day. at school everyone knows her as the girl with coochie lice. only some really know the story of how she got coochie lice but that's a secret I'll never tell.. xoxo, pp

"did you hear that Valeria the green gun one has coochie lice?" - pp and tortillito

by THE pp ;) January 9, 2020

Valeria

Matt ur dead...everyone look up 'matt'

by Valeria March 12, 2003