Val Johnston

A famous women known for her kinky actions throughout Ireland. Able to pull things such as plastic lightsabers and 20 inch dildos out of her vagina and rectum.

Did you she Val Johnstons show the other day?
Yeah she pulled a whole dildo out of herself!

by Pssyeatersigmadaddy96 May 15, 2025

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master val. Lord of art and maps

Master val is of a man who struggled for Years to get his masters but upon being pushed back and haveing every conceivable roadblock. He prevailed and obtained his master's. Becoming known as Master Val. Lord of art and maps. Its a fitting tital

Person A. Woah who is that over there !

Person B. Thats Master Val. LORD of art and maps

Person A. Woah really?!?

Person B. He is a chad of the maps

by Ivys number #1 fan July 27, 2024

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Val’s cafeteria food

Val’s cafeteria food is a one of a kind food that either you hate or you love. There’s no in-between. You could get a rotten apple from the trash, or even find a stray hair in your tater tot hot dish. With Val’s cafeteria food, anything is possible. Even food poisoning.

“Hey have you tried Val’s cafeteria food?”

“No, but I heard it’s one of a kind!”

by VERONICAtheHARMONICANIST November 26, 2018

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Val is called a woman that is epaliwths and goth. She usually smokes cigars like a meraklis dalikeris (probably Red Malboros) listening to very sad goth lil peep. Also, you can hide anything in her hair.

Eimai h val kai den me noiazei h gnwmh sou

by Megalo alani January 15, 2021

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val the ONLG girl jeni loves, her other so called “wife” was actually a joke bc she’s literally head over heels for some dude 😒 jenis true love is val and jeni ONLY loves val. although jeni’s bsf and her gf (val) were feuding she still loves val very much and val is her one and only.

jeni loves val

by vallover123 February 27, 2022

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