upper deckers

As per the John Waters' film A Dirty Shame, an upper decker is the act of defecating in the tank of the toliet.

(As per my intoxication, an upper decker is my ability to write this while in the act (I'm currently the upper deck).)

"I started doing upper deckers, shitting in the top tank of the toliet, where no one would ever look to find the odor . . . "

by iloverobots01 January 9, 2006

Upper Management

1. A group of people with large egos, lack of vision, and a growing disconnect between their employees and the well being of their organization.

2. A single member of Upper Management is colloquially known as a "non-contributing fuck."

Upper Management denied Janice a living wage increase and vacation time, but felt it was in the company's best interest to spend time 'building bridges' at the Emirates Palace in Abu Dhabi. The cost was over $300,000 for a month's stay.

by The Original Running Sloth October 23, 2013

Uppercunt

A closed fist punch in an upward, swinging motion that makes direct contact with the vagina.

Jab, jab, uppercunt--she's out!

by Dusty Rhodes April 23, 2004

Upper-decker

using the water retaining bowl of the toilet, instead of the toilet itself.

that beyotch pissed me off, so I ate 3 large burritos, took some Ex Lax, went over to her house and left her an upper-decker to deal with.

by Amanda Huggankiss August 2, 2006

ummer

A person who speaks at least 14 "Umm"s per minute, where "Uhh"s are equal to half an Umm, according to Dvorak's Hummer Theory.

See also: Berkeley hummer

The slave recognized the Senator to be an ummer after it measured 16 Umms per minute during the Senator's speech by using an Umm-meter, in the morning.

by CitizenSlave August 28, 2013

Upper Perk

Like the other two definitions have stated, Upper Perk is a small school district in rural Pennsylvania. If you’re reading this you either go to Upper perk and want to see how people defined it, you live near it, or you have no idea what it is. Upper Perk is predominately white, I believe about 91% white (so not very diverse). The school is a place where the bathrooms are really used for juuling rather than it’s original purpose. The students can mostly be separated into two categories; those who are either racist, lazy, unmotivated, rednecks, or stoners, or then there are those who are smart, motivated (at least somewhat), and want to do something successful with their lives. In the end, as a student you either end up staying in Upper Perk forever, or are continuously drawn back to it, or you try to get away from it. As much as we may complain about our school district, most of us realize it’s actually not all that bad. There are perks to going to a small school in a rural location.

Student: I hate Upper Perk. I want to move away.
Other Student: Bro, you’d die in another school. It’s really not that bad.

by upperperkstudent July 5, 2018

Canadian Uppercut

A powerful cunt punch.

When your bitch is acting up and she won’t listen, drop to one knee and give her a power Canadian Uppercut to the cunt.

by Dogtooth Crew June 1, 2019