Ukrainian Camel

A classic German sexual position. when described it must be: "woman, with apple in mouth balances on one leg with arm and leg outstreched and body parallel to ground, man, with arm raped under his knee, holding his noes, patting his own buttock, with foot on womans back, ramming her tight ass."

variations may include a riding crop, branding iron, leather chaps, and a pear.

Hey guys i met this great girl, but she is alergic to apples so we can't have a Ukrainian Camel!

by manitone March 3, 2011

Ukranian Cheese Sandwich

(Must be done in Russia) When one does down on either a loose bitch, or an underaged hooker in a tanning bed. First you must take an Ambien. The process is started by the man prairie-dogging the woman while on top of her in the tanning bed. He then shoots his baby gravy all over her chest. By now the symptoms of the Ambien should kick in, and you both pass out on top of her, thus sticking together and getting some nice grill marks.

FUCK that's a good Ukranian Cheese Sandwich tan.

by Dick Fergusen101 February 26, 2011

Ukrainian Goodbye

Similar to an Irish Goodbye, in that one leaves a party or bar without saying goodbye but with one difference: the person leaving steals something on their way out.

"Chilly pulled an Irish Goodbye at my house last night"
"Are you missing anything?"
"Yeah! An Xbox controller"
"That's no Irish goodbye, that's a Ukrainian Goodbye."

by dudebun January 21, 2010

Ukrainian Luge

A Ukrainian Luge is a term used to describe a process in which you shave or wax a man's entire body, and then a woman rides him in the Reverse Cowgirl position down a slide of some sort

A Ukrainian Luge can also be a noun describing the man being ridden.

"Honey, let's setup this Slip n' Slide in the backyard and do a Ukrainian Luge!"

noun: "He's got a rockin' body! I bet he makes a sturdy Ukrainian Luge."

by Edificially October 27, 2010

Ukranian Dick Dragon

The act of waving your hands in the air like your flapping your wings, yelling meaningless words, and banging hard at the same time.

I was giving my girl the Ukranian Dick Dragon last night, the people next door could hear it.

by shallowhalsex April 5, 2011

Ukranian angle grinder

The sexual act of finding a Russian foreign exchange student, stripping them down, rubbing them with motor oil, and nailing them on a tool bench. Guarenteed to get you major "props" with all of your friends. Because Russian chicks are smokin.
(Unless they are named Olga)

Grant! Are you kidding me? A Ukranian angle grinder?? You are a god!!

by What Grant did to her May 13, 2011

Ukrainian Birdbath

pissing in your own mouth, passing it into a girls mouth as she's riding you. Then she spits your urine directly up in the air so it splashes down upon both of you mid-sex.

Instead of pausing sex to pee, she opted for the Ukrainian Birdbath. We showered together after sex this time. It was quite nice.

by KILLY PISTOL August 23, 2011