twitterblasts

The sudden torrents of rank, gaseous bullshit regularly expelled by the 45th President of the United States.

So many twitterblasts come blowing out of this asshole on a regular basis.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 11, 2019

Parody Twitter Account

Roleplay accounts that are ran by depressed teenagers that shitpost and make image edits that pretend to be fictional characters while whining about how bad the drama is while starting drama.

Person 1: Hey I run a parody twitter account!
Person 2: Sucker Punches them into the sperm maker

by Goku81399492 November 22, 2020

Taking it out on Twitter

When people decide to use Twitter to express any anxiety, disgust, or over powering emotions in a series of spaced out Tweets.

John: "Hey did you see Stephanie's tweets yesterday about how bad her mother pissed her off?"
Sally: "Ya! She was definitely taking it out on Twitter."

by IDidTalktotheJonasBrothers May 12, 2011

Twitter Twit

Somebody who uses twitter to keep everyone who follows them informed of their minute by minute activity. The activities are general and meaningless, but the twit thinks that the world gives a damn.

Twitter Twit using twitter:

Twitter Twit: omigod, just had a piss. how great is that!?

Twitter Twit: put the lid down now, phew..

Twitter Twit: having a sip of water, yah!

by visrat March 19, 2009

twitter finger

Somebody who fancies themselves a social media expert and tweets and retweets incessantly as if every thought they have is vitally important to the well-being of humanity.

17 tweets in an hour means you have twitter finger. It also means you're annoying.

by san-nicola March 12, 2011

Twittard

1. A person who spends WAY too much time on Twitter, to the detriment of his or her job,life, girlfriend and/or mental health. A cell-phone Twitter texting maniac. 2. Someone who believes they are the center of the universe, despite abundant evidence to the contrary.

Tim has become a Twittard. He can't keep anything private anymore. I wish he'd get a life!

by Twitter or me November 21, 2010

Cherry Emoji Twitter

Cherry emoji twitter is a group of “grunge” teens who obsess over the 90’s, red lipstick, luxury brands and Cara Delevingne. They probably have Lolita, Cher or Mia Wallace as their profile picture.

“Cherry emoji twitter is really hyping these old movies they asses never watched up.”

by youtriedit October 6, 2018