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eleventy-twelve

A fictional number (not imaginary) that one uses when they need a random number.
Guy #1: If 5x + 12 = 11 + 6, what is x?

Guy #2: Uhh... ELEVENTY-TWELVE!
by Joshamuffin June 20, 2007
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Five foot twelve

When you're 5"12, you're tall, but not tall enough to be a MAN and take ALL THE Girls. Also it's a unit of measurement coming at around 182 cm. This is the above avarage height for a man in countries like Bosnia Czechoslovakia Denmark ect.
"Hey dude I'm five foot twelve"
"hahaha I'm six foot zero so I'm much higher than you"
by CurbMan January 6, 2019
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terrible twelve

a twelve pack of beer. preferably coors light.
is not limited to 12 oz bottles (ie hieniken)

see also:
dirty thirty
Ryan: "Hey, there's going to be a huge party at Carla's house this friday, can you supply?"
Mike: "Of course dude, i'll bring a couple terrible twelves and a dirty thirty"
by rensy July 5, 2006
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Eighty-Twelve

A non-senseical number used to describe a large quantiy of item.
Hammie: Hay, can i coke?
Ryan: Sure, i've got like, eighty-twelve of 'em.
by Hammie V. October 9, 2008
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Toxic Twelve Year Old

The thing you call most twelve year old boys today. They can often be found screaming at Roblox or Minecraft. If they aren't doing one of those things they are most likely telling you to kys over their pathetic excuse for a Call of Duty play.
"Did you see that viral video about the toxic twelve year old?"
"Dude who tf calls them viral videos?"
by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018
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Ocean's Twelve

An insult to your intelligence.
Man, that Linda Rogers is a real Ocean's Twelve. I think I lost 10 brain cells after listening to that cunt.
by Gunther Wheeler December 10, 2004
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Miss Twelve O'Clock

Girl who is so thin she looks like the hands of a clock at 12:00. Wears size 00 jeans, A cup bra, prefers thongs because they treat her small, but round bottom just right.
Damn! don't want me no Miss 12 O'Clock tonight! Gotta get me some bookshelf --booty!
by Sky April 27, 2005
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