reality-tweeting

Speaking words to another person. Conversating.

I ain't tweeted no shit in a while on account I've been "reality-tweeting" or "talking to other humans" as we called it back in the day of yore

by Euphonious Munk June 14, 2011

trash tweet

1.) A disparaging or comical insult made in a competitive situation, usually a sporting event, directed toward one's opposition via twitter.

2.) A tweet that is intended to insult and disparage a rival. May or may not contain the hashtag #trashtweet or #fail.

Addison also tweeted a series of trash tweets to the other team likening their playing to that of little girls including - "My little sister can play basketball better than the @rivalteam."

by Blair2125 January 13, 2010

Tweet Diarrhea

Unstoppable continuous tweets...much like diarrhea. Low to no quality, immense quantity.

I had to unfollow...the tweet diarrhea was too much.

by Siemprealisto March 10, 2009

Boss Tweet

Donald J Trump, the 45th president of the United States, is unquestionably the most famous, active and talked about Twitter user ever. He is the boss! Numero uno! The greatest of all time! Let him forever be known and celebrated as Boss Tweet!!

Late 19th century New York City had as their mayor the prominent figure of political corruption one Boss Tweed. It is now the early 21 century and there is a new prominent political figure blessed with questionable morals, immense bluster, itchy twitter fingers and an insatiable need to be flattered that some are beginning to call Boss Tweet.

by beansforbreakfast December 17, 2019

pocket tweet

A tweet sent by mistake, when the phone is left unlocked in someon's pocket.

Example of a pocket tweet: @@#@@@

by DirectionerForLife September 14, 2013

Hate Tweet

To bad talk or otherwise reprimand someone via Twitter. Hate tweets can most often be found in profile updates from one's account, but are occasionally posted as comments to another user's profile.

When Jack checked his Twitter page, he discovered somebody had left him a hate tweet, resulting in Jack's great displeasure.

by TB Twenty-Eight July 28, 2009

tweeting around

when you've been tweeting several different people without your spouses consent.

Wife- "Honey, you haven't been tweeting around with my girlfriends lately have you?"

Husband- "I just feel like our social relationship is coming to an end and i have needs."

Wife- "your dead to me!"

by dog eats god May 15, 2011