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Watching Eastenders

This is at excuse given when your having cuddles with a girl and you dont want anyone else to know what your doing!

Even sausage and red sauce sandwiches can be added to compliment the cuddles :-)
by Rawbone1 October 14, 2010
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watching Harry Potter

my girlfriend came home and totally caught me watching harry potter!!
by upie February 22, 2011
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Teaching My Liver to Swim

Finals just ended and I am going to spend the entire weekend teaching my liver to swim.
by craptastrophy October 14, 2011
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Watching Cops

1. The act of secretly masturbating.

2. What you say when you don't want your friends to know your masturbating.
Jeff: Are you ready for the raid in wow?

Craig: Hold on I'm watching cops.

1 1/2 hours later...

Craig: I'm back...

Jeff: There must have been a cops marathon.

Craig: uh... Yeah.
by M-K-sizzle June 16, 2011
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twatting hell

British slang for "Holy fuck", or "Aw damn", and other similar phrases. Saying the term with a British accent makes it sound more legit, even if you aren't British.
Bob: Hey Frank, I think you're house is on fire!
Frank: Oh twatting hell, not again!
by Katya Eye March 3, 2016
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teatchang

Teatchang is the most funniest person you will ever meet in your whole entire life. Her sense of humour will bright up anybody’s day. People like Paige don’t understand when it’s time to stop bragging about the Chinese food they had for dinner. Teatchang’s are the most baddest people around and are vegetarians. Teatchangs are kind, caring and love everybody around them ( except for deng’s )
“ omg is her name Teatchang because she’s really nice and caring “

“ hey, Teatchang let’s go to the homeless shelter to shelter to give free food and warm clothing
by Tee-bag June 12, 2018
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Watching Armageddon

A literal snore...
A movie that you put on (usually at a friend or families house) because the trailer looked cool.

But, geez...is it so long. Make sure you are on psych by mean lady Ellen degenerous.

By the “climax” be sure to feel that the movie is over. Yet...there is still an hour and a half yet
Person 1: Can I pick you up?
Person 2: Don’t! Animal crackers might fall out...like watching Armageddon
by Patch Adams Part 1 September 12, 2020
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