Midwest Tumbleweed

A discarded fast food bag or wrapper being tumbled about by the wind.

What's that in the road?

Looks like a Midwest Tumbleweed.

by blackstardust December 31, 2023

tumbleweed

One who doesn't have a permanent residency.

Friend: Did Steve turn in his census paperwork?

Me: Are you kidding? He is such a tumbleweed, he doesn't even have an address to get junk mail.

by Pundummy July 20, 2021

Tumbleweed

A person who sucks so horribly that when he walks into the bar everyone else leaves immediately.

Person 1: Hey, where'd everyone go?

Person 2: oh you didnt hear? John came by, he's a total fucking tumbleweed and everyone left.

by Heybeerman October 22, 2017

tumbleweed

Someone who walks around, typically in a work environment, and is absolutely clueless. An airhead.

Larry just walks around like a fuckin' tumbleweed, bumping into people and does nothing else all damn day!

by IJustWantARaccoon October 7, 2016

booty tumbleweed

That mysterious little lint-hair fuzzball that forms in the top part of your buttcrack after a long day. Usually a mix of stray hairs, underwear fuzz, and shame.

"Bro, I took my boxers off and a whole booty tumbleweed rolled out."
"You ever sit down and feel a weird tickle? Yeah… that might be a booty tumbleweed on the move."

by cuffing carrot April 12, 2025

Hagerstown Tumbleweed

A Sheetz bag that blows around town and collects needles and trash.

I was down on Jonathan Street buying crack and a Hagerstown Tumbleweed brushed by my leg.

by GiantRobot75 June 17, 2024

Tumbleweed

When “Rusty” of the Nelson platform tells a joke and tumbleweed from the old west rolls on by at the lack of funniness

Your patter is like tumbleweed

by Northseatiger February 16, 2023