taddle-tail

a nark; someone who snitches

I saw the girl steal the pizzas, however, I'm not going to be a taddle-tail and tell the boss who did it.

by j9j9 January 29, 2008

tiddler

little humans mainly children and midgets

tiddlers - a groups of children
tiddler -single child and/or midget/dwarf etc

by kafuminapah August 25, 2010

Ass-toddle

Fifth of six levels of Ass.
One of the strongest levels of Ass, hard to come back to.

"Morty, you are such an Ass-toddle"
"Yeah, well...BLARG!"
*Morty running across field sobbing*

by Two Morons From Orillia June 12, 2003

tiddlewak

when u slap a girl with ur dick, on the face or tit.

do u want me to tiddlewak u.

by rla October 23, 2007

Toddler Goth

A wannabee goth who latches onto what they perceive to be goth to emulate those they hope to join as an accepted part of goth society. This can be based on simple fashion sense or attitude that is believed to be required to be a part of the social group.

"Did you see Ritchie the other night? All dolled up like he was Neo from the matrix."

"Yes, between him and Sarah making out like she's an Anne Rice character they make a real pair of Toddler Goth's"

by James Kite December 3, 2007

Toddler Nose

When someone's nose runs from both nostrils, directly into their mouth. Usually because they've done lots of cocaine, and they're too drunk to notice their nose is running real bad.

Andy was real messy at the bar last night.
I know, I saw him, he had bad toddler nose.

by Buttcrunch January 18, 2009

Toddlernese

Toddlernese - (noun) spoken between the ages of 2- 4 years old. Toddlernese is often seen on playground, preschools, daycares, and in everyday household with children.

Although Toddlernese in adults is not as common as in children. Toddlernese in parents is commonly marked and identified by sleeplessness, forgetfulness, lack of time, issues with punctuation, “mommy brain” or “daddy brain”. In severe cases a total loss of the English language can be seen in both verbal or written communication.

by TYH June 12, 2014