1) Making claims that are so unrealistic and unbelievably stupid that no is surprised when you fall massively short. Usually occurs to those of limited cognitive abilities i.e. Tucker Max
2) Blowing $12 million of someone else's money
2) Blowing $12 million of someone else's money
"I borrowed £12 million to make a film that turned out to be the worst comedy in history. The script I wrote was especially poor."
"That's a Tucker Max Fail"
"That's a Tucker Max Fail"
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