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Tucker Max Fail

1) Making claims that are so unrealistic and unbelievably stupid that no is surprised when you fall massively short. Usually occurs to those of limited cognitive abilities i.e. Tucker Max

2) Blowing $12 million of someone else's money
"I borrowed £12 million to make a film that turned out to be the worst comedy in history. The script I wrote was especially poor."

"That's a Tucker Max Fail"
by boatman_eric October 29, 2009
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dump tickets

1. Toilet paper: More specifically, the fast-food napkins kept in the glovebox of a vehicle to be used for emergencies in lieu of toilet paper.
today at lunch, christian stocked up on a nice stack of dump tickets for the truck, among other supplies while raiding the fixins bar.
by muffler November 9, 2008
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Fancy Tucker

That chick was hot but turns out she was just a fancy tucker!
by filthy pirate hooker January 16, 2010
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Tucker's Remorse

Anxiety experienced by a male to female cross dresser when it's time to remove the tape used to tuck their genitals back to avoid a man bulge in their dress or yoga pants.
Dan loved nothing more than being Danielle on the weekends. At least everything about it but the Tucker's Remorse.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
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sellin tickets

When someone tells you they will do something, but end up not doing it. Also known as "front row tickets" or "front row boys."
"Did Julie ever come through last night?"
"No, she was sellin tickets"

"You promise you're gonna come with me tomorrow?"
"Yea, for sure."
"Alright, don't be sellin me no tickets."
by Nic1708 October 27, 2007
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dick tucked

an excuse given by women when approached by sketchy/less-than-desirable males at parties or on the street
male: "So wassup, can I get your number?"
female: "um yeah sure, but try to call me before the operation"
male: "what operation?"
female: "oh i'm having my dick tucked"
male: .......
by valkimiko September 14, 2007
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the golden ticket

1) A Trojan Magnum condom, since the color of the wrapper is gold.
2)Refers to the fact that a man's penis is wider than average; therefore, needing a condom with more room.
"Hey, how did it go last night with your boyfriend?"

"Amazing! He's got the Golden Ticket."
by Ashley aka Bunny October 8, 2006
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