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Turkish Twizzler

When a man whacks off to the point of ejaculation, holds it in and twists his big one and then releases it producing a twizzling burst of the good stuff.
Jimmy shot his turkish twizzler all over his bitch last night !
by chuckieNorrie October 5, 2009
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Twizzler

When two men of roughly the same length wrap their penises around each others like a Twizzler. Can be used as a method for double penetration.
When bored, me and my roommate pull down our pants and create the Twizzler for laughs.
by hahaman91 March 26, 2011
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twizzle

To put a dirty mop in scented boiling water and twirl the mop stick between your hands causing the mop to 'whisk' the water and become dazzlingly clean.

(Currently used by about 5 people in a boarding school in the North of England)
Toilet-cleaner: 'How do you keep your mops so clean and spankin' white?'
Care-taker: 'You need to twizzle 'em otherwise they'll become black and stink of old farts.'
by Hobo Hargreaves June 19, 2011
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Twizzlers

Damn I love twizzlers.
by Kamikazelettuce March 1, 2008
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Turkey Twizzlers

Delecious Food that Jamie Oliver said was unhealthy even though its healthier than a pork sausage! Thus made it discontinued by Bernard Matthews
Jamie Oliver: Im gunna get rid of all food that isnt a vegetable cause im an idiot like that! Including Turkey Twizzlers, i guess all the school kids will just go to McDonalds, but oh well im a jerk!
by IHateJamieOliver March 5, 2010
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Twizzler twat

The vagina of an obese woman that is so fat and nasty that it's all stuck together by the rolls of stomach and thigh fat. To get inside, you have to peel the vigina apart like you would a Twizzler.
Gertrude was so disgustingly fat that I had to pull apart her Twizzler twat just to get inside her.
by Mister Wunderful November 2, 2007
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nad twizzlers

When you listen to Coldplay and/or Genesis and and slap your nads with several partially wet, partially torn apart(cat-of-nine-tails esque) twizzlers. (Cherry flavors only). Also you can occasionally take you cat by tail only and use it to scratch your back to the rhythm of the music. If the cat resists smash against your own back several times before scratching.
My dad recently taught me how to perform a nad twizzlers...I sure love the aching.
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