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Daddy Tissues

When dad has a grotesque amount of tissues.
My daddy has 235 packages of tissues, i call that Daddy Tissues
by Maxicat0 October 1, 2021
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tripping over a tissue

According to the laws of physics and dynamics, it is impossible to trip on a tissue. The mass of the tissue is much less than the mass of a human and tripping on a tissue is practically impossible. Once again, tripping over a tissue is impossible.
Tripping over a tissue is impossible said Albert Einstein
by Turtlesareawesome #Turtles January 19, 2018
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tissue burn

when you get a cold & use so many tissues that your nose becomes irritated & burned
Jeff: "Hey Julie Chen, I'm going to the store. Do you need anything?"
Julie Chen: "Ya, pick me up some Puffs Plus Lotion, I got mad tissue burn."
by Tina278 August 24, 2015
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Turkish tissue

The act of blowing one's nose into a man's scrotum.
I have a cold, may I perform a Turkish tissue on your ball sack?
by Braily Nipple Farts February 28, 2011
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pink tissue

pink tissue is the sexual act of sneezing into the womb of a woman and then proceeding to rub your feet into said womb, to spread said sneeze juices.
"Oh man, last night I totally pink tissued amy!"
by Rielen September 30, 2014
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Skill tissue

A skill tissue is a body tissue located in the brain. At times, a rupture may appear in the tissue, which is non-lethal, but will create a skill issue. Usually, this rupture will heal through breaks from any activities that require high concentration, or through higher exposure to these activities, however the former is highly preferred to the latter.
"Dude, I think something's wrong with my skill tissue."
by FyterX June 28, 2022
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Deep tissue massage

when a massage leads to penetrative sex (the aftermath is often cleaned up with a tissue).
Mateo: My back is all out of whack; I need to ask my girlfriend to give me a massage.
Pablo: Sounds like you could use a deep tissue massage.
Tomas: In more ways than one; based on the lack of sex Mateo has been getting.
by Mateo, Pablo y Tomas September 12, 2013
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