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There are many different species of trees. Trees have woody tree trunks and leaves or fruits on their branches. We should respect the trees! Without them, life would not be able to exist. This is because trees absorb carbon dioxide and release oxygen.
by THE TREE WHISPERER May 22, 2020
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tree

When one 'Trees' oneself - One shits oneself.
"Oh shit, Ive treed meself. Pass us them wet wipes and a bucket"

- From Pride and Prejudice.
by "A Pseudonym" June 23, 2004
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tree

1. Tall plants consisting of a trunk and a crown, that are chopped down, smashed, and made into paper. Trees are less known for releasing oxygen and providing shelter for animals.

2. What neo-hippies claim to hug. You know.. the people who found their profound appreciation for nature in their senior year of highschool and will grow out of it in a year.

3. Slang for having sex- to "climb a tree" or "escalar un arbol" -phrases only used by extreme virgins.

4. Weed.
1. I can't breathe. We must have chopped down too many trees.

2. I love trees! I love the world! I love tie-dye! I love Myspace!

3. WHY WON'T HE CLIMB A TREE WITH ME?

4. U know we lookin for the treez wit no seedz.
by greenteapot November 10, 2008
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tree

A fiend with large tree-like hair, but overall, still very short. also known as a shrubbary from the lack of height. Can be seen with a pineapple and other short equally fiendish people. Known for the tree dance and key phrase: wha? as well as bumping into pineapples.
Ahh! its a tree!
what?
shrubbary!
ohhh
by Hobbit Mafia December 28, 2005
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tree

a specific event in which a person "pulls something out of his ass"-unbelievable
"That half-court shot was such a tree, that guy is treeing so badly"
by alejandro September 13, 2003
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tree

TREE: A extremely smart programmer/hacker that has a sick mind.
This glitch is brought to you by TREE :)
by J.T. Arseoen March 8, 2003
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tree

an unusually large penis with tons of pubic hair
"check out the tree on that guy"
"what a great tree"
"women want that tree"
by Jason Gerret-Glaser June 25, 2005
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