totemniscience

1) throwing a hot steamy totemite essence on another person, used to gaspacioutoriumitize millions of people during the Cold War. 2) its when the essence of totemite glows 3) the main factor of global warming4) the action of being completely stupid

1)Tom went totemniscent and, therfore, melting Jim's face off. 2) the essence of totemite is extremely reactive therefore if you mix it with almost anything else it glows brightly, non- glowing totemite is a very rare sight. also the color of totemite depends on what its reacting with, it mostly glows rainbow because usually it reacts with many things at once. 3) the gas caused by the reaction of totemites very very bad for the environment 4) please realize that the people writing the previuos statements are completely totemniscience

by ultimate monk,peiter bootleiy July 1, 2009

Totem pole

The act of sitting down on someone who is already using the toilet in order to simultaneously poop in a single commode.

Dude, we're going to have to totem pole it if you want to poop right now, the burritos from last night have my ass glued to the seat...

by larryco June 30, 2016

totem pole pound

The act of sex, mainly involving a female who is Native American in origin, also usually done in a casino

Yo I gave that bitch the totem pole pound

by Redskull_46 January 7, 2017

Totem Pole Hoe

When a late night snake looking bitch is stacked up on top of and slowly takes the form of a creature from the sewers of Detroit.

Damn that totem pole hoe was nice until I looked up and saw what that bitches face looked like.

by King Smidi July 5, 2017

Totem Pole

Rolling a blunt with multiple roaches from finished blunts, then use a nader for the final roach.

We’re gonna smoke that totem pole before we go out, if that’s cool with you

by Smoke sesh July 22, 2018

Totem Polling

When you stack animal heads up your butt creating a organic "totem poll"

"I just hit up the Pet Store, decided to do some totem polling tonight."

by Splenda_Man November 1, 2020

Totem

A tattoo that was chosen by a loved one before their death,

If you died what totem would you want me to get for you? A small snake curling up your pinky finger. What about you? A star behind your ear.

by Tonedeaf764 April 17, 2021