chili topper 

A punch in the tit.

Guys use to chili topper me in middle school all the time, and I liked it.

chili topper by Allzwater April 7, 2016

Lap Topper 

A girl who can't stop or is always giving lap dances

OMG that girl gets around so much. Man she is a lap topper

Lap Topper by Mr.Goatheadboy January 4, 2019

Titty-Topper 

When a girl strips naked, puts lotion on their breast, and spins a fidget spinner on the nipple.

Hey did you know that a titty-topper is good for your health if you do it once a day?

Titty-Topper by Ur 3 MoMs GaY April 11, 2019

Pencil Topper 

1. A way to describe any tall and thin person that rides on top. 2. Any person that rides a small dick.

Bro, Natalie is like the perfect pencil topper.

Pencil Topper by Castlemaniatv March 29, 2021

short topper 

a person who temporarily shaves their head after an event - pleasing or painful.
! not to be confused with a certain hair condition or certain charities.

A: LOL look at that guy/girl, they're bald as fuck!
B: no, they're just a short topper.
A: what?
B: y'know, someone who shaves their head to restart life and--
A: LOL what the fuck?
B: short topper.

short topper by reallifenojoke July 21, 2021

cotton topper 

Old People. Because their hair gets white (the color of cotton). “Toppers” for short.

We demolished a couple cotton toppers on the pickleball court today. They couldn’t keep up.

cotton topper by anonymous December 25, 2021

lemonade topper

Think of it as fucking taking a piss in the tank of a toilet. Like an upper decker but with piss.

He did a lemonade topper in yo toilet man.

Fuck I know shit sucks

lemonade topper by Mrs. Simms January 7, 2022