toss my cookies

to vomit

I tossed my cookies after one too many beers,

by Warren Lester January 6, 2004

toss'n run

To grab your partner on the sidewalk and then toss him/her in front of a moving vehicle and run away. Ideally the vehicle is a bus or big truck. It is also acceptable to toss in said partner in the back of a garbage truck and run

My girlfriend was bitching about not going to the French restaurant in Manhattan so she got the toss'n run.

Joe: I threw my girl into the back of a garbage truck and ran away from here
Mike: way to do the toss'n run bro.

by mikey315 November 6, 2010

sack of tools

The ultimate tool. There's just no bigger tool than this sack of tools.

What a sack of tools.
Your sack is showing.
Stop being such a sack of tools.
The person most likely to carry a sack of tools is...

by polpru March 1, 2010

Pro Tools

A very stable piece of audio production software. Though stable, it unfortunatly is designed by Digidesign, the biggest bastards in the industry. They require you to use exclusively their hardware in conjuction with the software. When the new version of protools comes out, all the sudden you have to buy new hardware because its not compatible with the new version... even though Digidesign themselfs designed and sold the hardware to you only two years earlier. Their hardware is high quality... and you pay for it. An entry level Protools TDM system costs upwards of 10 grand. Isn't it nice to know that those thousands of dollars of hardware will be useless in two years? Protools doesn't play nicely with other pieces of software. Your computer must be free of all other sofware for Protools to work. If by any chance (which is great) that you will need tech support, Digidesign will be glad to take your $60/hour to tell you that the reason your system doesnt work is because YOU fucked it up, even though its clearly bullshit... Every professional in the industry should stock up on MOTU I/O's and nice mic pre and just use Nuendo. It may be slightly less stable, but it can do more and your hardware will last you many years with multiple versions of software.

I wasted $30 grand two years ago on a system thats now worth 2 grand. I should have spend a quarter of that money on a Nuendo system that still would be useable today... even with the new, more stable version. With the extra money I could have bought a rack of high end Focusrite mic pre's to make extemely prestine recordings.

by Mike April 28, 2004

Gremlin Toss

v. When you are fucking a little girl that resembles a gremlin or hobbit in the ass then you throw her out the window.

(in case of a major gremlin, ignore first step and just chuck her ass out the window)

Last weekend this fuckin gremlin ruined my NHL06 game with 5.4 seconds left so i gremlin tossed that little bitch.

Shut your mouth before i gremlin toss you from 3B.

by Gremlin Tosser September 5, 2006

Toss your cookies

When you throw up. point,blank,period

If your getting ready to toss your cookies then you should go to the bathroom.

by ThatsWhatWentDown February 23, 2012

toss toy

A petite female, one that is easily moved and place in position during sex

I can't hook up with any more fat bitches, I need to find myself a toss toy!

by #2 stunna January 25, 2008