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Tannered

The term given to the situation where one has been accosted into performing un-useful or repeated analysis work, potentially resulting in an unnecessary or unfavourable change.
Mike: “Hey Bob, where did that stupid change come from?”
Bob: “Oh man, Jane and I got Tannered the other day, and before we knew it the change was in! Farkkkk!!!”
by Frank manfrenjensen July 26, 2011
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The One Tonne Challenge

Where by large women are slept with by competing men for the sake of sport.
A race to 2200 lbs. (5 or more participating males needed; each one individually trying to reach the 2200 lb mark first)

The maximum number of girls you can have sex with to reach the goal of the One Tonne Challenge is 10. On average this would be 220 lbs each. Relations with over 10 females to reach the 2200 lb goal will result in disqualification.

You can divide your females up as you wish in order to reach the weight goal.

Eg. If you go under weight on some, say 180 lbs, you will have to compensate with a larger girl to even out, say 26o lbs.

The first person to reach the weight goal, while keeping their number of companions to under 10 is declared the winner.
by Lord P & Fab C January 26, 2005
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Tanner Mayes

1. The sexiest pornstar to ever live besides Jenna Jameson. has the tightest twat that anyone has ever imagined and a damn nice face to go along with it.

2. The typical image a man gets when they are into tight little 18 year olds trying to get it up. Ofter referred to as Tanner Mayonnaise by the porn lovers. she jokes around with porn and enjoys porn, not like other girls that just do it for money. She would be an cool chick to hang out with. Not of huge tit descent but her twat stays as tight a a pre-schooler.

Porn fanatic #1: Dude have you checked out tanner maye's new flick?

Porn fanatic #2: Yeah dude shes a gorgeous human.

Porn fanatic #1: Yeah, I still can't manage to believe that her pussy stays so tight after all those enormous cocks have rammed their her through her small little twat.

Porn fanatic #2: Welll, as we all know, all people who have sex too much will eventually develop loose genetalia with time, but for the mean time lets enjoy seeing her get fucked sideways, upside down, and all which ways before her sense of feeling goes away down there.

Porn Fanatic #1: Dude your right, but according to my statistics, if she's made over 3,000 films including 500 DVD's and is not loose by now, She is never bound to go loose!

Porn Fanatic #2: Oh trust me Bro, she will get loose, she WILL get loose. Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Pssst!....ill make sure of that Muahahahahahahaha!!!
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by the one kardashian January 11, 2010
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tenner

n. (informal) a ten-pound note.
How did you use the tenner I gave you yesterday?
by chicabum August 7, 2012
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tannering

tannering myself in the corner
by landry arthur November 3, 2007
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Tanner

Usally a hot, tall, sexy, guy with dark hair, has a amazing girlfriend, but he chose the uglyest girl ever, hes super sweet, and makes everyones day 20x better (:
damn! i wish i was dating a Tanner
by seacoww November 27, 2011
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tanner

A Tanner is something that works out well. When a situation seems bad, but somehow works out really well in the end, that's a tanner
"Dude, I thought that blind date was going to suck, but she was beautiful, and it was rad. The night was a total tanner.
by jimbojonestom November 8, 2007
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