toilet paper

Primarily used to wipe someone's immediate sphincter area. Nowadays used to wipe various unwanted liquid or viscid substances.
Also, like all varieties of paper, one can write stories on.

1. Use the toiletpaper this time son. You smell bad.

2. Oh my God, I've run out of paper and I will lose my train of thought. I better use some toiletpaper.

by toiletpaperstories August 12, 2005

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by typobeast September 13, 2023

Toilet Tempest

What you'd expect after drinking 25l of Red Bull. A explosive blast of urine.

I drank 30 lots of Monster and now i'm about to have a toilet tempest.

by LeilaSP March 26, 2019

Tomlinscote boys toilets

Their even more risky than public bathrooms.

I just hate the tomlinscote boys toilets.

by Deovol May 5, 2021

Toilet Radar

When you're desperate for a poo, your toilet radar makes your need to go more and more urgent the closer you get to a toilet. The moment you close the cubicle door and start to pull your pants down, your toilet radar goes into overdrive and there's no going back!

Your toilet radar also has a 'roaming' mode for when you go to a country where you are fearful of the sanitary standards of the bathrooms. With no acceptable toilet nearby, your toilet radar suppresses the need to relieve yourself for days at a time.

Relieved Man 1: "Phew, that was a close one, my toilet radar went mad just as I got into the cubicle - it was a close shave as the radar nearly didn't account for the trouble I was going to have unbuttoning my jeans!"

Friend: "Too much information, man."

by famico December 2, 2009

Toilet Fiesta

When your fecal matter contains more than 2 colors; Usually caused after consuming large amounts of Hispanic food, corn, or multi-colored popsicles.

Guy 1: Dude....I shouldn't have eaten that many 5 layer burritos..
Guy 2: Yea man, you'll probably be having a toilet fiesta in 15 minutes
Guy 1: -Proceeds to run to the nearest bathroom and destroys the toilet-

by Im Jergen Noff July 20, 2010

Toilet Polio

When sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time causes one or both legs to go numb therefore inhibiting you to walk for a short time after.

Pepe: "AHHHHHHH i can’t feel my legs"
George: "Well, how long have you been on the toilet?"
Pepe: "half an hour max"
George: "No shit you gone and got yourself some Toilet Polio."

by I only wipe once February 23, 2011