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tonight, you

Heard when your neighbors genetically engineered dog, Hand Banana, announces that he plans to rape you
by Dr. X, Family Counselor October 19, 2021
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Tight

Mostly used in the New York area, usually meaning extremely mad or irritated.
Yo, we had homework? Damn, I'm tight.
This bitch would not shut up. Shit got me tight.
by whosmansisthat? December 9, 2010
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Ms. Tonight

A female you are going to hook up with, who has very little chance of it going any further.

She is right for tonight. A slump buster. One night stand.
"Noelle, Lauren, Karen, Gina all already left!"

Not my 1,2,3,4 or 5th choice. I guess -------- will due. Looks like she is Ms. Tonight.
by Gwynnetastic February 1, 2010
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tighten up the graphics

1) To work at an introductory-level tech position.
2) To attempt a feat without knowledge of how it can be done.

Phrase originates from a Westwood College commercial, in which two young videogame designers, dressed in 70s attire, report to their boss that they are "almost done with level 3, and need to tighten up the graphics a little bit."
1) "Once I move back to Arlington I'm gonna tighten up the graphics for Adobe Systems."

2) "I'm almost done with my quadratics homework, I just need to tighten up the graphics a little bit."
by denshuu September 10, 2005
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tightly wound

chronically tense, unable to relax, highly reactive
My cat is so tightly wound he springs up off the floor if anything startles him, and he startles at the drop of a feather.
by Auntie Leah August 5, 2006
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Entertainment Tonight

An entertainment show with no morals in regards to who they report about. They treat others' misery as if people want to know about it ("What is Martha Stewart doing now in jail? We've got the EXCLUSIVE details!!"). A sad show that needs to be taken off the air, and is a prime example of the stoicism in media today.
Entertainment Tonight is now running a story of how the parapalegic Terry Schiavo is supposedly bulemic right now. How dare they try to gain from a living person who is currently suffering.
by DCX Returns March 24, 2005
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my pants are tight

having an erection, boner, causing pants to become tighter
My pants are tight now that i watchd that porno.
by Jessica September 9, 2003
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