Tebow

Girl kneels blowing a guy with fingers up his rear while he says "Thank you Jesus." He then baptizes her in his angelic offering of life "seamen to the forehead."

This Sunday my girl gave me a Tebow while watching the game. It was a true blessing.

by LuckyAZ December 31, 2011

Tebow 3:16

The most recently added section of the bible accepted universally that states Timothy Richard Tebow is the second coming of the Mesiah.

Wow did you see tebow threw for 316 passing yards against the steelers.

Priest: Let us all get out our bibles and please turn to tebow 3:16. Now Marie would you please red it aloud

Marie: For God so loved the Denver Broncos, that he gave them his only true christian, that whoever believes in him shall not LOSE, but have eternal comebacks.

by JohnElwaylovesTimTebow January 21, 2012

Tebowism

n. the repeated use of God's help in order to come back and win in the fourth quarter of a game

Tim Tebow is a worshiper of Tebowism.

by tebowisjesus January 21, 2012

Tim Tebowner

Having a passionate love for Tim Tebow, or Jesus Christ but, mostly Tim Tebow.
A boner for Tim Tebow.

Guy 1: Hey bro, do you like the Broncos?
Guy 2: Of course! I have the biggest Tim Tebowner.

by D Snack January 21, 2012

Tebow

The act of one man fucking another.

"Did you hear about Justin? Ryan caught him getting Tebowed hard last night!"

by denver92 October 30, 2011

Tebowing

The act of conspicuously praying on one knee with a hand to the face.

The girl was tebowing so hard she didn't notice that I'd given her a Dirty Sanchez after the Donkey Punch.

by Trumplix Bawlz December 31, 2011

Tebowing

Dropping to a knee in gracious praise to Allah........all the while stuffing Satan's face with your testicles (see te-bagging).

I was so happy Jesus let me make that putt that I instantly tore off all my clothes, began Tebowing and bounced by big sweaty Christian balls right off Lucifer's supple chin.

by Teboner December 19, 2011