Crib Crawling

It is the action of getting women or men who are younger - they were probably in diapers by the time you were graduating high school. Typically reserved to celebrities, the age difference is at least 10 years.
Johnny is such a crib crawler, why is he dating that first year uni chick?

Yeah thats kind of embarassing, he just turned 40 for christ sake.

Kevin was crib crawling at the club last night.
by xxjohnnyjonesxx February 09, 2018
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cyber crib

1. Office hours will be held in Adam's cyber crib, Wednesday 3-4 pm.
2. Out of an abundance of caution, our Passover family seder will once again be held virtually. I will send the link for my cyber crib a few days ahead of the holiday.
by KittyinQueens January 30, 2022
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crib hopping

Moving from one house to another over a period of time. Can be to hang with friends or for personal reasons.
Ex. 1
“Yo what did you do Friday night?”
“Not much. Just crib hopping around town

Ex.2 The banks taking the house so I guess I’m crib hopping until I get a new place.
by Tpropes01 July 10, 2019
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crib dip

When you and your homies decide to jump the fence at someone's crib when they ain't home and you get a free swim in their pool when its fukkin hot out.
Yo, its too hot G, let's go crib dippin.
by hardcrocker January 24, 2016
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crib rat

a person likes to stay at the crib
Alexis: Down to hangout?
Damian: Nah ima be a crib rat.
by Baljeettt May 24, 2022
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crib rat

a person that likes to stay at the crib
Alexis: Down to hangout?
Damian: Nah ima be a crib rat.
by Baljeettt May 24, 2022
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Crib Troll

Any baby that has little to no hair, makes many random and odd babbling sounds, and looks impish in a diaper. Usually found sitting or standing in a crib just sounding and looking odd, like a small troll. May have staring habit as well and funny teeth.
Dick : "So I met this chick I've been talking to invited me over the other day, I wanted to date her until I saw and heard her crib troll.."

Johnson : "Whats a crib troll man?"

Dick : "Just a strange looking baby man, the kind thats weird to see and sounds impish."
by Mr & Mrs White Owl February 26, 2014
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