any small, hyperactive woodland creature that belongs to the order "Rodentia" and the family "Sciuridae" that is bent on world domination and stealing nuts and seeds and "incidently" forgetting where they hid them. they team up with other small, beady eyed animals on their hysterical plot.
squirrels, hamsters, cockatiels, mice! they all have hypnotic powers in their beady brains. why else do they make ppl swerve off the road or become road kill in the end?
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e July 18, 2005
by FlipCup1023 January 13, 2013
An evil little creature, that is seen in the forest or when your super high. If you ever see one of these creatures be aware that it is ploting against you and all of society. This creature is bent on taking over the world!!!
by mitch_hellyeah December 10, 2008
by B.S.S.M December 09, 2003
A male, usually of college age, typically drunk, who makes obvious advances on large number of women in a short period of time.
Derived from that fact that squirrels go from tree to tree trying to find a nut
Derived from that fact that squirrels go from tree to tree trying to find a nut
by crew8221 March 09, 2004
After a girl is done giving you head she keeps your cum in the side of her cheek tricking you into thinking she swallowed it. Then when you kiss her she spits it back in your mouth.
Ashly gave me the best head the other day, but just when I thought it was ok to kiss her that ho squirreled me!
by zostron3030 March 14, 2008
by Thebushyc May 05, 2015