Awesome Threesome

A drink composed of Jack Daniel's, Captain Morgan Spiced Rhum and Cola.

Crazier people tend to switch the Cola to beer.

Why don't we have ourselves a little Awesome Threesome to start the party ?

by Beer drinker December 19, 2012

awkward threesome

when a couple are hugging and another person joins them to form a group hug

Whenever Joe and Jill start hugging, Janice will join shouting "awkward threesome!" and kill the moment to spare everyone else.

by green_stop_sign April 7, 2010

L.A. Threesome

Four men engaging in intercourse.

"Yeah we all got home from church and decided to have an L.A. Threesome."

"Nice bro."

by William Bleauxerbackoüt March 25, 2019

Intercontinental threesome

The act of masturbating to the sound of a roommate trying to quietly fornicate a male/female that they have brought home

I hate it when Bob asks his lady friends to moan into the pillow instead of out loud, it totally ruins my Intercontinental threesome

by idakothetricky February 5, 2014

Dartington Threesome

Something that promises to be good, but is in fact so disappointing it is positively injurious.

This stems from the case of a certain Mr X, a plumber from Hitchin, Herts, UK, whose former girlfriend offered him a threesome as a birthday treat - except that on answering the door in expectation of his partner's friend, the extra person - who was male (sub-optimal, but not in itself fatal to the project), turned out instead to be expecting a homosexual encounter as Mr X's girlfriend was proposing merely to watch whilst Mr X had sex with the stranger - ie "A Dartington Threesome" is an M-M but no F threesome...".

by Vulgarsty May 10, 2021

dogcatcher's threesome

When you have a threesome with 2 girls that don't add up to a 6 combined

The only redeeming part of the dogcatcher's threesome is when he put his dick in the second girl's mouth and asked "how does that pussy taste?"

by ldslngr July 9, 2014

Angel's Threesome

A sexual experience involving three men.

Angel's Threesomes first originated in Ancient Greece. Legend says that Zeus, Hercules, and Alexander the Great were the original participants when they had sex.

by Jessica Candy July 26, 2023