Dirty Thompson

When you're getting a blowjob, you cut a wet one and keep going like nothing happened. (Cousin of the Dirty Chris)

After eating 12 Tijuana tacos my friend got himself a hooker and gave her a Dirty Thompson.

by omar619 October 3, 2006

Thommy Thommy Situation

A statement used against someone when they are in a difficult or uncomfortable situation that they don’t know how to get out of,they avoid or get rid of this situation by ‘ghosting’ or ignoring it.

Person 1: Bro this girl fucks w me but i don’t feel the same way,and i don’t know how to handle it.
Person 2: Damn bro,it looks like you’re in a Thommy Thommy Situation

Person 1: I guess i have to ghost her :(

by Thommyyy1x January 27, 2021

Mrs thompson

The myth, the legend, mrs thompson. Ooooh boy. Where should I start? Mrs Thompson will not tolerate mischievous kids and if you're sleeping or being sassy with her or maybe even if you were right she will throw the book at your face. Oh and she has a masters degree. Now with Mrs Thompson she is never wrong. You are never right. she teaches the skills that we will learn in college and high school but I have yet to use the skills. Oh and she has a masters degree. Her armpit stains and camel toes will not stop her from making your life hell. Oh did I already tell u she has a masters degree?! Hahaha ok

"Mrs Thompson has a masters degree"

by Mrs.lakewoodannon January 13, 2019

Thompson Splatter

The act of shooting explosive diarrhea onto your partner, thus creating a splattering effect. A mutual Fecal Japan.

The day after a night of drinking and rough sex, Larry performed a full-body Thompson Splatter on his girlfriend.

by Larry Thompson July 18, 2003

old thompson

A cheap American whiskey made by the same company as Fleishmann's. Much better in quality when filtered through a Britta water filter.

Only for seasoned drinkers.

"Woah, look at Chris chug that Old Thompson! Let me try that... *vomits*"

by GTA3mobster June 1, 2006

Thompson's Water Sealer

Sealing every orifice on your sexual partner's body with your various extremities.

I gave her the Thompson's Water Sealer.

by Scripple021 May 6, 2004

Koji Thompson

Person at Hinsdale South with three balls. No friends. Cries easily when hit. AKA Pansy

Koji Thompson is a fag.

by bo jackson March 3, 2005