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ashton irwin let me eat that ass like a
fucking sausage mcgrittle with extra
maple syrup id tear that shit up i'd say
some SLORMP on that BITCH you feel
me? your knees could be the apple pie on
the side id munch munch that shit and
wash it down with a cold glass of my tears
Tweet: ashton irwin let me eat that ass like a
fucking sausage mcgrittle with extra
maple syrup id tear that shit up i'd say
some SLORMP on that BITCH you feel
me? your knees could be the apple pie on
the side id munch munch that shit and
wash it down with a cold glass of my tears

Calum: That is the definition of thirsty..
Thirsty by Ima female dumb dumb September 26, 2022
Thirsty, literally, means hungry for an edible liquid such as water or juice.
However, the slang term "thirsty" refers to lust.
P1: Dang she looks hot af
Girl: Lol, thirsty ass
thirsty by Sapphire_WasTaken October 27, 2022
Person 1: “Ooo that man is fine! He’s such a gilf.”
Later that day
Person 2 to Person 3: “Person 1 is such a thirsty bitch! We saw Old Man Jenkins and she about passed out!”

Person 3 to Person 2: “Damn, she really is thirsty!”
Thirsty by Leonora_Medici December 1, 2022
you: “I’m thirsty…”
me: “your horny?”
you: “WHAT, no…”
me: “you REALLY wanna fuck me right now don’t you?”
you: “NO!!! I’m need water!”
me: “water… as in… cum?”
you: “NO!!! like actual water!!”
me: “you mean water hungry?”
you: “wtf…”
me: “so, you wanna fuck me?”
you: “no.”
me: “fine, here is a cup of water
Thirsty by Super straight… December 30, 2022
1. Overly desirable of attention or affection
2. Expressing the need or want for something to a point that is perceived as excessive
3. A pejoratively negative way of describing a person as so “needy” to the point of being offensive to others
She just signed up for drama club because she’s thirsty

Oh my look at Ric offering his jacket to Rachel, he’s so thirsty

I don’t tell that girl anything she’s so thirsty she’ll just spill.
Thirsty by ShawnMooo March 12, 2023
Someone who is worst off than you are, who steals your shit.
damn if he stole it he can have it he must be broke and thirsty
Thirsty by Eyeloveu March 23, 2023