Thing

A man's penis

My thing is stiff

by (****()) July 7, 2022

Old Timey Things

a redneck term for antiques.

Jennie went to Amish Country in search of Old Timey Things and came home with a truck full of quilts.

by crazyhrlady July 27, 2009

No Thanks Small Things are Choking Hazards

Your new comeback to anyone telling you to suck their dick.

Suck my Cock
No thanks small things are choking hazards

by DoYouReallyCare July 7, 2012

Stick it in that Old thing

.Stick it in that old thing is a phrase used by the YouTubers Woody And Kleiny

Hey my Woody lad stick it in that old thing
?Oh what? that old thing
.it's a little bit too easy

by Manager Darryl November 18, 2020

stranger things

the god of all shows and if you dont like it you can go die

i love stranger things

by i like stranger things December 13, 2017

Let's hop on the good foot, and do the bad thing

As quoted by Austin Powers in his movies, to have sexual intercourse.

"Come on baby, Yeah! Let's hop on the good foot, and do the bad thing."

by Lunarcondor April 1, 2010

knee thing

a makeout technique common between two vagina-having people, mainly when lying down or standing against something . in simplistic terms, one rubs their knee against the others 😺/clit. usually an indicator of desire for sex by the dominant person.

Person 1: Did Sam and you have sex last night?
Person 2: Yeah, they did the knee thing and things kinda progressed from there...

by the.official_ben August 26, 2021