splitting the meat

when a woman spreads her vulva open

mandy spread her gammon wide open
craig was splitting the meat

by arthur boruc July 10, 2009

splitting the boys

When guys pull their underwear up in the front to split their balls, one one each side. It's a wedgie from the front.

Look Mona I'm splitting the boys!!

by TC Man May 20, 2016

Splitting the meat

When a female spreads her vulva in a welcoming manner.

Cathy was splitting the meat and the many bishops around her were intrigued.

by BigJockKnew1688 April 13, 2010

Splitting the peach

reference to oral sex or intercourse with a woman

Hey mang, what are you doing for short change?
Answer : I thought id take the ol lady out for dinner and then for dessert i was thinking of splitting the peach

by Shakyshooter May 7, 2011

splitting the cherry

two or more guys entering a virgin and breaking the hymen together

we both wanted to take her virginity so we both went in splitting the cherry.

by blazin' bear December 22, 2010

Splitting the Coconut

Using a spoon to seperate the lips of the vagina, then using the spoon to eat her vaginal fluids like a soup.

Tyrone: UNN why is this spoon so narsty?

Derrel: Bruh i was splitting the coconut with dat bitch Laquisha last night

by Boboshazaz December 3, 2011

Splitting the atom

when two guys jack off facing each other and blow at the same time, the jizz collides and splits the atom!! if you miss then its all downhill from there

nicko and damo were splitting the atom last night after a wonderful docking session and moonlight dinner

by Roskito November 5, 2010