Shannon

Shannon is the funniest person you’ll ever me, she has no filter & loves to stand on tables & shake ass, she is a baddie with a fatty. Big heart, big booty :) downfall is that she’s stubborn & an aggressive driver, other than that never a boring moment with her! Get you a shannon

She was acting like a Shannon at that concert

by Bxddieshannon November 22, 2021

Shannon

Someone who Samson hates

Samson hates Shannon

by NotSamson June 30, 2021

shannon

a smart, beautiful girl. perfect to any guy. has a great personality. usually brunette or red headed

be with boys who are tall/medium and brunnette or blonde.

That girl is trying to be a Shannon with that tall blonde.

by thatboyyyy1233 November 15, 2012

Shannon

A dimbo

You’re a real Shannon.
Stop being a Shannon.

by Hitler's Cousin Thrice Removed October 30, 2018

Shannon

The internationally recognized unit for length of Snapchat stories. One Shannon is defined as a Snapchat story lasting 100 seconds.

"Ali went to the Imagine Dragons concert last night, so be prepared to tap through 4 Shannons worth of Snapchat story."

"Tyrell sold his tickets to the concert, so his story of chilling with friends was only 16 Centishannons (0.16 Shannons) long"

by Jack_Hoff July 28, 2015

Shannon

Shannon means old river in Latin or some other language that I don't know.

Shannon is a nice person

by Zebragirl606 August 1, 2018

Shannon

A selfish woman who only cares about money.
Tries to criticize other mom's while she let her own son end up face down in a river.
Shannon also tries to criticize other parrot owners while she feeds her Scarlet Macaw gummy bears and Oreos.

Shannon killed 11 parrots with Clorox cleaners

by Thecockatootamer October 11, 2022