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Porter Pounder

Has a massive cock and fucks just about everyday, girls drop to his feet, he is a master at the tongue tornado, he will fuck you up then fuck your bich if you cross his path and is one hot motherfucker.
Girl says to other girl: look it’s porter pounder I wonder if he will have a three way with us.
Boy says to other boy: holy fuck it’s porter pounder he fucks all the biches, don’t cross his path or he will fuck you up!
by Judgeofficial June 11, 2018
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Getting Portered

The act of being fist fucked without lube and mural consent, while your ears are bleeding from the sounds of concrete being jackhammered.
I'm really Getting Portered by my boss today with all the shit work he has given me.
by Mick 541 May 10, 2018
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Porter pottied

To get a blowjob in a weird place
She Porter Pottied me in a church van
by Iamtheking13 July 25, 2016
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Jackson porter

Dont know much about you but like wanna smash??
Friend:put it in already stop teasing me

Jackson porter:*already balls deep and about to nut* 🙃
by Adam.m :) January 29, 2020
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Jake Porter

Mystery man, he probably doesn't exist. One day we may hope he begins to exist again.
"Where is Jake Porter?"
"He doesn't exist man..."
by ShankOrWank June 4, 2020
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Gus Porter

A boy who once stuffed a mop in someone's face. And gave a Spanish cookbook to someone as a guide to learn Spanish. And is totally not constantly shipped with Mattholomule.

In all seriousness one of the top characters from the animated tv show "The Owl House".
Lad: "What's your favourite ship?"

Lass: "Gustholomule"
Lad: "Gus Porter should totally be with Mattholomule in canon."
by SDE Syndrome September 11, 2023
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Porter Boy

A young male who is pimped out to elderly couples
Karol: When I was working in a hotel as a porter boy i met so many amazing elderly couples that I had sex with
by psymmetry January 5, 2022
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