Pronounced: Jiggly MEE-tshen
Definition: similar to "wet blanket." Specifically describes one who is difficult to travel with.
Definition: similar to "wet blanket." Specifically describes one who is difficult to travel with.
"I suggested we change our dinner reservations to meet our new male friends at the club, but Sally was a Jiggly Mitten and refused to cancel the reservation."
by RevelationOn34th January 19, 2012
by Joe Ivy June 13, 2019
Smitten Mittens, When you have to keep your hands in your pockets to keep them off the girl you're with. Especially helpful in the company of parental units and members of the clergy. Not very effective, considering your hands aren't safe in your pockets, see Pocket Pool.
She was so fine, when her Dad came home I had to put on my smitten mittens on to cover my intent, but I ended up all jorma taccone.
by MauiBoi April 05, 2012
The sexiest mother fucken' penguin around. Because of his shining shimmering YouTuber pin, he smashes all of the penguin ladies at ease. Penguins flock to his dick the moment he steps in the room, he's irresistible.
Blewberry02: Man I wish I was like Lost Mitten.
Clubby8911: I think we're going to have to do something about him, he steals all my coochie.
Clubby8911: I think we're going to have to do something about him, he steals all my coochie.
by Jeffrey Donahue Jr. June 24, 2019
by kirk lazarus April 24, 2015
by Kirst December 24, 2003
Megan Fox is so fine, I want her to be my smush mitten.
Dustin would let smush mitten, jessica alba, spray herpes juice in his eyes
Gary would make anything his smush mitten, horny fuck
Dustin would let smush mitten, jessica alba, spray herpes juice in his eyes
Gary would make anything his smush mitten, horny fuck
by gnix February 26, 2009