Hater Index

A measurement of hatred average among hateful beings.
AKA (HI)

Jill went and got a job, an extremely lucrative job through hustling and using connections. Jack, knowing this and didn't say a word, but everyone around could see his Hater Index rising. Friday Afternoon shit literally hit the fan, when Jill smiled smugly in Jack's direction with her boxes. Long story short, Jack had a stroke and is now on disability. Peace be with him.

by c-hat-e December 26, 2012

Index

a mixed-race individual with a combination of parents from Indian and Mexican heritage.

Speaker A: "Is that kid Index?"
Speaker B: "yeah, his Mom is Mexican and his dad is Indian. I know them both. Cute kid. Great family, they just moved here from Chicago."

by mach3 February 17, 2024

orgasm index

The degree to which an experience compares to the pleasure obtained during an orgasm; calculated as a fraction of 1.

That joyride was so fun, I believe its orgasm index was at least 0.9!

by Turbogenns June 6, 2022

Good Country Index

A index that ranks countries after how much they contribute to climate, world peace , science and various other stuff.

Sweden leads the index.

Person 1: Have you heard about The Good Country Index?
Loser: No

by I am much better than you November 16, 2016

sliker index

if u weren't reached out to by sliker, ur broke & irrelevant

according to the sliker index, streamer 'carter' didn't have enough subs

by GiveViviLines September 19, 2022

index-flushing

Continuously deleting stupid social media posts such as political comments, religious views, and generally just stupid or offensive stuff.

I spend way too much time index-flushing these stupid posts!

by thegreatJOE January 23, 2017

Index Cleanser

This is when you grab a bar of soap/bodywash and you get your index finger all soapy so you can stick it up your asshole to keep it fresh and clean.

I need to have an Index Cleanser before I get pegged tonight.

by karunyan69 December 19, 2024