by xXDROPED_DEADXx May 13, 2016

The crazy out-of-control obsession with out-of-control hair! Usually, the upside down bowl, the Helmet Hair, the classic 70s fro, or the definitely-in-need-of-conditioner fro. People who suffer from The Fro Fettish are attracted to anyone who has a fro, and have the crazy urge to get their hands on that piece of hair.
Melissa: OMFG DID YOU SEE HIS FRO?
Kat: Not again, Melissa. You need to learn how to control your Fro Fettish; maybe go for guys with buzz cuts
Melissa: BUT HIS FRO IS SO BEAUTIFUL.
Kat: Not again, Melissa. You need to learn how to control your Fro Fettish; maybe go for guys with buzz cuts
Melissa: BUT HIS FRO IS SO BEAUTIFUL.
by Kitty1006 September 27, 2010

The puffy curly hair, usually very untidy, on the back of a hairy dude's neck. Commonly associated with overweight to obese men. Typically used as an all-purpose pillow or 100% effective contraception.
Becky: So what did you think of Ricky?
Katelyn: He's a nice guy, but he has a huge neck fro!
Becky: Ewww, good thing he doesn't have your number.
Katelyn: He's a nice guy, but he has a huge neck fro!
Becky: Ewww, good thing he doesn't have your number.
by Captan Hammer. December 13, 2012

by Fro Hoe(: September 22, 2010

by lickerofscrotumahhaha June 30, 2004

(n) abbrev. frozen yogurt
by Anthony DeMaio October 24, 2005

Man, I can almost braid your ass-fro, you need to go to the salon and get the back sack and crack special.
by d July 27, 2003
