one day a year thats supposed to celebrate some guys birthday but no one gives a shit about him and everyone just cares about presents. most of christmas has just been hyped up by companies tryinv to make a profit, but who doesnt love it?!
by mcrbiggestfan December 20, 2020
Christmas fell on December 25, 2019, and was the 359th day of the year.
Due to 2020 finding every possible way to suck, it was also a "leap year," so Christmas was on the 360th day on the calendar.
Due to 2020 finding every possible way to suck, it was also a "leap year," so Christmas was on the 360th day on the calendar.
by JB9903 December 26, 2020
a fat drunk man goes down your chimny leaves presents and eats all your rum and raisin old gold chocolate
by ellatip November 04, 2019
Waitress at Garcia's kitchen: Are you ready to order?
Me: yes ma'am I would like the Chicken Fajita burrito smothered
Waitress: okay would you like that smothered in Red,Green or Christmas chile?
Me: Christmas please.
Me: yes ma'am I would like the Chicken Fajita burrito smothered
Waitress: okay would you like that smothered in Red,Green or Christmas chile?
Me: Christmas please.
by 505Burqueña575 May 03, 2021
a time when many family members, including your great-great-aunt that you haven't seen for 12 months, all gather together to get stuff and eat food. whether you celebrate it for the religion or not, it's still nice to get presents. we're humans, we're greedy.
i hope i don't have to see my great-great-great-great-great-aunt-mary for christmas. she always makes raisin cookies that taste like raccoon fur.
by thedefinitionofme May 06, 2020
The day that your parents will threaten taking away all year. Good Luck getting through spring cleaning without getting it taken away.
IT. IS. CHRISTMAS!!
by cookiemons December 12, 2018
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