App-athetic

The inability to keep up to date with the millions of App updates issued every second rendering your i-thingy archaic resulting in a complete disregard for updates.

Wow. I have 34 app updates since going to bed last night. I'm done with this. I have never been so App-athetic.

by The Brown Fox January 2, 2013

Chat App

People chat together online.

person 1: ayo do you have a chat app
person 2: yeah
person 1: good

by big j the el plan March 8, 2022

Houseparty app

House party is an app where you can face call with 8 people or less. you can download the app for free. A girl named sarah will add you and spam you dont add her back

Houseparty app is a cool app

by Berkeerbest July 4, 2019

app blocked

When your iPhone's iOS is so pathetically out of date that you cannot download any new apps.

"Temple Run! Yay!...nope, app blocked"
"Angry Birds! Yay!...nope, app blocked"
"Deer Hunter! Yay!...nope, vegetarian...and app blocked"
"Grindr! Yay!...*reads description*...nope"

by super-hombre November 6, 2013

App-tarded

App-tarded: People age 45 and older that can't handle smartphones and apps or have a fear of them and stubbornly continue to use flip phones with over-sized number keys.

Don't be app-tarded. He app-tardedly and le his new smartphone, struggling to exist in the 21st century.

by clappr February 25, 2015

Toilet App

An app for those who need a sense of peace or tranquillity while they are doing their business, by listening to some soothing or classical music, wise biblical verses or warnings, or worldly advice from successful businesspersons or celebrities.

The subscription-based version of the toilet app not only feeds you with daily spiritual and worldly nuggets from the best brains around the globe, but also tells you which clean or dirty public toilets in your vicinity still have advertisement space to promote your products or services.

by Fasters January 30, 2023

App Shit

When you first get a smart phone and you go crazy adding new apps.

Jasmile: What's DeeDee doing tonight?
Ursula: She just got an iPhone and she's going App Shit. You probably won't see her for a few days.

by GingerXOXO April 26, 2011