Val Bae

A girl living in Val Bélair, Québec, who own a ski doo.

This girl is a typical Val Bae. She owns a ski doo and her boyfriend is in the army.

by JeaGueniHoly Balla March 29, 2019

Val

The biggest fucking pussy you will ever meet. This kid starts crying if it’s too breezy our. He claims to be a Russian but he’d never touch a drop of liquor in his entire life. Needless to say, you wanna be friends with this kid cause of someone insults him, well make sure you can do like the song pumped up kicks and “run faster then his bullets.” He must be a wizard, cause despite the fact that he a total loser, HE GETS MORE PUSSY IN A WEEK THEN YOU DO YOUR ENTIRE LIFE.

Anyone: Val, your such a fag. Suck my dick loser
Val: reaches in locker, *click click* what was that?

by Holland Faggot May 10, 2019

val

The action of ruining people's fun and not understanding the word 'similarity'.

Person 1: That car looks like your dad's
Person 2: It's not even the same blue!
Person 3: I can't believe you just did a val

by Kelly_43 January 8, 2018

Sexy val

A girl who has a tendency to suck a mans penis while putting very large things in her ass like broom handles or tree branches. She also enjoys having a man urinate in a condom, have him freeze it and then she eats it like a popsicle while he fucks her and éjaculantes in her nose.

I overheard someone say they enjoy the sexy val

by Paeeudonym September 19, 2017

val~i~aint

One not of value or valor, witch be all bad.

This bitch definately be val~i~aint!

by garbertronic March 30, 2017

rumer and val

Rumer and Val are two names for people who are clumsy, weird, different but still know how to have fun.

Mackenzie: "Hey, who are those people?"
Samantha: "I think their names are Rumer and Val."

by Rv1624 March 14, 2017

Val Tate

A girl who is pretty but says she’s not.

Val Tate tho, she’s hot!

by Alien Child January 28, 2018