by Operation Asian Invansion July 8, 2009
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to the table = to the conversation
usually a joke :)
to the table = to the conversation
usually a joke :)
guy:i had the wildest night it was raging because of me
girl:cool it kid, you bring nothing to the table
you dont bring the condiments the sauce, the salt - you bring nothing
girl:cool it kid, you bring nothing to the table
you dont bring the condiments the sauce, the salt - you bring nothing
by she1l August 31, 2009
Get the you bring nothing to the table mug."Hey Mom, let me describe to you my new friend. Shes good at baking, she studies real hard, and She eats me under the table."
by Mrs Jim Halpert October 23, 2008
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a shortened way of saying the phrase
Don't "put your balls on the table, or she'll smash it with a frying pan"
a shortened way of saying the phrase
Don't "put your balls on the table, or she'll smash it with a frying pan"
zach:wow man don't propose tonight
Cj:what the hell why not
Zach im just saying you'll be putting your balls on the table
Cj:what the hell why not
Zach im just saying you'll be putting your balls on the table
by PB SLAPPER June 26, 2010
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Antonym of bring to the table, as in somebody who's existence is beneficial to society, as opposed to someone who drains the communal lifeforce from the world.
Antonym of bring to the table, as in somebody who's existence is beneficial to society, as opposed to someone who drains the communal lifeforce from the world.
<Pointing at a serial killer/pederast/shitty president> That guy right there, he's such a douchebag, he actually takes away from the table.
by yoJERraps! September 21, 2008
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Guy B: "Give her the ol' dick in the laptop bag. That'll put the balls on the table, so to speak"
Guy B: "Give her the ol' dick in the laptop bag. That'll put the balls on the table, so to speak"
by sinistlor December 8, 2009
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by Beezay July 2, 2007
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