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brazillian porcupine

there was a brazillian porcupine at the festival
by anonymous July 24, 2022
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Portuguese Porcupine

The act of smearing fresh feces on a partner's back, followed by performing acupuncture. The needles, combined with the smeared feces, leave the recipient resembling a porcupine.

The term supposedly originates from the large Chinese community in Portugal, blending cultural elements of traditional Chinese acupuncture with a strange and questionable twist.
After trying the Portuguese Porcupine, Taylor said it was the most invigorating experience of her life—who knew ancient traditions could feel so cutting-edge?
by CP2_King19 January 16, 2025
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Ubiquitous Porcupine

A person who is always around, usually with spiky hair-hence the porcupine. Every corner, every hallway. There is no escaping the uncomfortable eye contact and awkward conversation intrusions. Wherever you go, there will always be a ubiquitous porcupine that you will never escape from.
They tiptoed the hallways in fear of a run-in with the ubiquitous porcupine.
by Ayes for Days May 27, 2016
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Porcupine Syndrome

When a female has taken so many penises that if they were sticking out of her she would look like a Porcupine
Mary had sex with three guys last night, she definitely has porcupine syndrome
by nickgr7 September 29, 2017
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Porcupine curfew

1. When a woman (or man) refuses to kiss a man with stubble or bristles on his chin / upper lip; insisting on a clean-shaved partner.

2. A refusal to have interiors or oral sex with a partner with unshaven pubes.
She imposed a porcupine curfew because she hated his designer stubble .
He wouldn't go down on her until she had a brasilian, called it a porcupine curfew.
by Spike Hike June 10, 2017
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swallowed a porcupine

to suck the dick and balls of a extreme harry dick. often involves gagging on the dick and balls at once / aka deep throat.
danielle swallowed a porcupine of a big black guy last night in the room next to mine, i heard here gagging and coughing while he was moaning.
by tommytigger December 2, 2011
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Porcupine

The act of sticking a needle down your urethra then after foreplay shoot it out into your partners cervix, also useful for an alternative abortion, very kinky.
“Yo i just got my girl pregnant I can’t afford that shit
“Porcupine that bitch
by DaBabyDick February 27, 2020
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