Nipple Deceiver

One who fibs incessantly to the area in or around your titties

He just pulled my shirt down and whispered sweet nothings right into my areolas... It wasn't until it was all over that I realized that he was just Beelzebubing my boobies!

He's such a Nipple Deceiver!

by #SoNotAJames May 3, 2020

Nipple juice

The liquid produced when one lactates, commonly mistaken as 'Breast milk'

Oh no, my nipple juice is leaking!

by the nipple crave March 10, 2016

Nipple Horny

Someone who is uber horny.

Whenever you see her, you get so nipple horny!

by Sexy Dogg July 29, 2009

Tim's Nipples

Post-pierced traumatic nipples of a middle-aged man. Only those who's eyes dare risk loss of vision have ever witness these beasts.

Dustin: "Did you get a chance to see Tim's Nipples on the float trip?

Swank: "what'd you think I wanted to be perma-blinded?"
Calvert: "some say its worth it"

by Doobins March 16, 2013

Footballers Nipple

A common injury received when playing football. Occurs when the fabric of the shirt rubs against ones chest whilst running, making ones nipples extremely red and very sore. Worse than a kick in the nuts.

''Oh man, I was at 5's last night and my shirt was too baggy. Running about gave me footballers nipple! Had to walk about with plasters on my tits today like Lady Gaga.''

by SORETITS January 19, 2013

Raw Nipples

Dry, sore, or irritated nipples that resulted from continuous stimulation.

The hookers at the snooty fox left Mario with raw nipples.

by Skankhunt6969 June 16, 2020

Nipple Dial

When your nipple activates your phone (kept in a men's shirt breast pocket) and activates it, sends a text or tweet.

Ooops, it got cold, so I nipple dialed some random garbage..

by High Pitched Whine March 5, 2019