by Steen November 11, 2004
Get the Sub Nativemug. A minor-league street gang from Saskatchewan, Canada. Primarily involved in low-level drug sales, sex offenses and small-scale extortion. Several members are also known for dissemination of child pornography. Some history of assaultive behavior, but rarely involved in one-on-one confrontations. Members tend only to act out violently in large groups against individuals.
In Canada's organized crime echelon, they are a fairly insignificant player.
In Canada's organized crime echelon, they are a fairly insignificant player.
by MGWCalgary June 4, 2017
Get the Native Syndicatemug. A play about a ridiculous thing that was COMPLETELY blown out of proportion. Basically, Mary cheats on Joseph with a guy who could have been called Tony. She can't bear the thought of A)Upsetting her husband B)Being stoned to death by an excited crowd of civilians, on account of comitting adultary. So, she takes her chances and tells the gullable Joseph that God came down from the heavens and did the dirty on her, resulting in Mary being pregnant with the so-called "son of god". For generations and generations, this far-fetched story has been passed on, and more and more gullable people have been persuaded that Jesus was the son of a virgin. C'mon guys. Let's be realistic here.
-Oh Joseph, I'm...I'm...I'm pregnant!
-WHAT? BUT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A BLOODY VIRGIN! YOU SLEPT WITH THAT TONY DIDN'T YOU!? I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING GOING ON! WAIT TILL THE NEIGHBOURS HEAR ABOUT THIS!
-No! erm (think Mary, think!) Er...well, yeah...erm...IT WAS GOD WHAT DONE IT!
-WOW! Are you serious?
-Yeah!
-Do you know how holy this makes us, Mary? It's a miracle! What are we gonna call the baby?
-Jesus?
-Perfect. Jesus, Mary and Joseph. What a family, eh?!
-WHAT? BUT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A BLOODY VIRGIN! YOU SLEPT WITH THAT TONY DIDN'T YOU!? I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING GOING ON! WAIT TILL THE NEIGHBOURS HEAR ABOUT THIS!
-No! erm (think Mary, think!) Er...well, yeah...erm...IT WAS GOD WHAT DONE IT!
-WOW! Are you serious?
-Yeah!
-Do you know how holy this makes us, Mary? It's a miracle! What are we gonna call the baby?
-Jesus?
-Perfect. Jesus, Mary and Joseph. What a family, eh?!
by Cup-Sellithaine February 4, 2005
Get the nativity playmug. Tactic to clear an obstacle, usually used while evading police or another threat.
Planting one arm on the obstacle while running, then lifting your legs up and over the obstacle.
Planting one arm on the obstacle while running, then lifting your legs up and over the obstacle.
Josh: Oh shit, we got to lose this heat. Are the cops still on our trail?
Peter: Yup, and there's a fence coming up, get ready to native jump.
Peter: Yup, and there's a fence coming up, get ready to native jump.
by benormous May 3, 2006
Get the native jumpmug. noun - slang term for the beer Natural Ice. Given this name because it is most commonly consumed by Native Americans particularly Inupiaq and Yupik Natives from Northern Canada and Alaska, hence, Native "Ice". You may use this item as a bartering chip to get a native to buy you alcohol if underage, and/or dance naked at a busy intersection in -10 degree weather. Also known as the "Alaskan Roofie"
Simon: Hey man I have this car battery and some jumper cables. Will you hook them up to your nipples for a Native Ice as I rev the engine on my car?
Native: Oh ye. I'll do dat for somma' da good shit!
Native: Oh ye. I'll do dat for somma' da good shit!
by mrbolivar September 10, 2010
Get the Native Icemug. The Solutrean people who The Smithsonian Institution National Museum of Natural History has proven came to north america 5000 years before american Indians came from northeast Asia over the Bering land bridge
Archaeologists tracing the earliest to later sites in the Americas find that they tend to be older in south America and on the East coast of the USA. This trend is exactly opposite one would predict if the Indians were first over the Bering Strait.
Language links or similarities for many words exist between ancient Europeans and ancient Stone Age Americans. These links appear to point to the Basque people of the France/ Spain region of Europe, and the North Eastern part of North America. This overlaps almost perfectly with multiple lines of genetic evidence (Haplogroup-X and Human Lymphocyte Antigens) which also shows ancient links between Europe and the Northeastern USA. Links between these ancient languages suggests an obvious prior European migration.
The idea that Caucasian or European peoples could have migrated to and inhabited the Americas in ancient times is really not a new idea. As far back as the late 1700’s it was speculated upon. Since then people have noted physical similarity between some Indian tribes and Europeans, similarities between spearpoints, tool kits, and other artifacts. In many ways this is an open secret in the archaeological community, but has been suppressed to the general public, by the mass media.
Archaeologists tracing the earliest to later sites in the Americas find that they tend to be older in south America and on the East coast of the USA. This trend is exactly opposite one would predict if the Indians were first over the Bering Strait.
Language links or similarities for many words exist between ancient Europeans and ancient Stone Age Americans. These links appear to point to the Basque people of the France/ Spain region of Europe, and the North Eastern part of North America. This overlaps almost perfectly with multiple lines of genetic evidence (Haplogroup-X and Human Lymphocyte Antigens) which also shows ancient links between Europe and the Northeastern USA. Links between these ancient languages suggests an obvious prior European migration.
The idea that Caucasian or European peoples could have migrated to and inhabited the Americas in ancient times is really not a new idea. As far back as the late 1700’s it was speculated upon. Since then people have noted physical similarity between some Indian tribes and Europeans, similarities between spearpoints, tool kits, and other artifacts. In many ways this is an open secret in the archaeological community, but has been suppressed to the general public, by the mass media.
The the Head of the Division of Archaeology at the Smithsonian Institution National Museum of Natural History Dr. Dennis Stanford, Ph.D. has shown that all Archaeological and scientific evidence points to the Solutrean peoples of Europe as being the True First Nation of North America, and therefore the real Native Americans
by Iberian connection September 24, 2011
Get the native americanmug. the anger one feels when they have been a Native of their state their whole life, and every low life from surrounding states has to relocate to their native state. Then they complain about weather, jobs, economy etc..IE: California and Texas moving to Colorado
by Leaky1111 March 24, 2010
Get the Native Angermug.